Work From Home Jokes

31 work from home jokes and hilarious work from home puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about work from home that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Work From Home Short Jokes

Short work from home jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The work from home humour may include short working from home jokes also.

  1. My dad was fired from his job in road work for theft... I didn't believe it at first. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
  2. Saw my ex... On my way home from work last year i saw my ex being beaten up by 3 guys, i stopped the car and ran over to help...she didnt stand a chance against 4 of us.
  3. I rang the wife last night after work to say I'd pick up fish and chips on the way home. I was met with a stoney silence. Something tells me that she's beginning to regret letting me name the twins.
  4. The internet is an amazing thing. One minute I'm at work looking up
    random pages, passing the time, the
    next minute I'm at home looking for a new job.
  5. Got home from work today to find my kids have been on ebay all day. If they are still there tomorrow I will lower the price.
  6. My wife came home from work crying yesterday and asked me to console her. So I hit her over the head with my Xbox.
  7. Wife comes home from work. Wife: I left my job today, I couldn't work for that man after what he said to me.
    Husband: So what did he say.?
    Wife: "Katy, you are fired."
  8. On my way home from work saw a man texting while driving.. Knowing how dangerous this can be I pulled up next to him, rolled down my window and threw my beer at him.
  9. Working from home and told a joke on a zoom call. No laughed Turns out I'm not remotely funny.
  10. I didn't wanna believe that my dad was stealing from his work as a road worker But when I got home, all the signs were there.

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Work From Home One Liners

Which work from home one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with work from home? I can suggest the ones about remote work and work from anywhere.

  1. Bill and Melinda were happy for 27 years And then Bill started working from home.
  2. I saw a Burglar breaking his own house the other day. Turns out he was Working from Home.
  3. I used to work at a cats home , but I had to leave. They reduced meowers.
  4. My wife hates it when I work from home I am an embalmer
  5. How do lumberjacks work from home? They Log In
  6. I think my iPhone is broken. I clicked the home button but I'm still at work...
  7. I think my iPhone is broken I keep pressing the home button but I am still at work
  8. When I got to work this morning, my boss told me, Have a great day! So I went home
  9. How did the pasta chef get locked out of his house? He came home from work with gnocchi.
  10. Being a politicians must be hard work They're all taking work home with them, apparently
  11. What do you call a dad joke that doesn't work? A stay-at-home dad joke
  12. I saw a magic tractor on my way home from work yesterday. It turned into a field.
  13. I like my women how I like my coffee I have one at home and another at work
  14. The mathematician worked from home, Because he only functioned in his domain.
  15. A sober Irishman arrives goes home after work... That's it.

Work From Home joke, A sober Irishman arrives goes home after work...

The Funniest Work From Home Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh

What funny jokes about work from home you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean working remotely jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make work from home pranks.

I just told my boss I'm fed up of working in a s**... hole: the toilets are never cleaned, there's mould in the fridge, there's never any hot water and the place hasn't been hoovered once

Apparently he can't do anything about it if I work from home

I complained about the temperature at work for a month...

And then one day a maintenance person showed me where the thermostat was and how to open it up, set temps, and diagnose basic issues... Told me not to set it below 70 for too long though or she'd lock me back out again. This work from home office staff is really rude.

The tech manager said that none of the programmers will be allowed to work from home.

Because she'd have no way of checking if they were following the dress code.
NOTE: This is actually what she said and not as a joke. All I'll say is it's a hospital in northern Ohio.

My wife said she wants to spend more time with me after I come home from work

Now I work from home so I never come home from work.

It's going to be hard after pandemic...

... to return from work and tell your kids, that you're tired. They're gonna be like "We've seen how you work from home. You're not tired".

In response to the pandemic, the construction industry is finally letting employees work from home.

Only catch is it ain't their homes.

Did you hear about the bomb blast in Pakistan?

Apparently the terrorists were tired of the commute and wanted to work from home for a while

Monkey paw

In March I found a monkey paw and used it to wish to work from home every day. I'm sorry everybody.

My boss is mad that I was late to work today

I guess having a flat tire isn't a good excuse when you work from home.

g**... new guys! They are doing so much better than me, and they don't even have to leave their house cause they work from home!

I guess you could say The House Always Wins.

If Fifth Harmony was unable to perform at the nhl All Star...

They can still have an option to work from home via satellite.

Why did the blasts happen in Pakistan?

Some lazy terrorists just choose to work from home.

Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

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