Work Ethic Jokes

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Funniest Work Ethic Short Jokes

Short work ethic jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The work ethic humour may include short hardworking jokes also.

  1. The ultimate catch-22. My boss said I need to improve my work ethic.
    I told him I'd work on it.
  2. Playing Legend of Zelda has really improved my work ethic My boss says that I'm "Hylian Efficient."
  3. When it comes to getting things done, my work ethic is like lightning. I take the path of least resistance.
  4. I don't have a Protestant work ethic... I have the Catholic work ethic; in that I don't work... but I do feel very guilty about it.
  5. Coming in early and leaving late are generally great and admired qualities. Some women just don't appreciate a strong work ethic I suppose.
  6. I have the work ethic of an ox - If you tie a yoke to my shoulders and whip me until I move, I'm probably going to get a lot done.
  7. Thank You Omen Movies, Apparently being an orphan by double "s**..." isn't enough to be your Anti-Christ, Satan Dad.
    Who knew I had to have a work ethic?

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Work Ethic One Liners

Which work ethic one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with work ethic? I can suggest the ones about work performance and work pressure.

  1. I'd kill for a good work ethic.... ...But I just can't be arsed.
  2. I have a bullet like work ethic I perform like I have just been fired
  3. What do you call an Asian guy with a great work ethic? Task Oriental.

Work Ethic Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about work ethic you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean work event jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make work ethic pranks.

Arab work ethic vs Chinese Work ethic...

(in their respective accents...)
Chinese Work Ethic:
If one man can do it,
Then I can do it.
If no man can do it,
Then I MUST do it.
Arab work ethic:
If one man can do it,
Then, let him do it!
If no man can do it,
Then, habibi, how do you expect me to do it?!

Kid looking for odd jobs comes to a guys door

"Hey mister" he starts out, "I'm looking for some work for pocket money over the holidays".
Impressed by the youngster's work ethic the man says "Sure son; there's a few tins of paint in the garage. Go get them and paint the porch and I'll give you $20"
4 hours later there was a knock on the man's door by a paint spattered youth holding his hand out for payment who says "I've finished and by the way that's not a porch it's a BMW"

The second career

Tom was in his early 50's, retired and started a second career.
However, he just couldn't seem to get to work on time. Every day, 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, real sharp, so the boss was in a quandary about how to deal with it. Finally, one day he called him into the office for a talk.
"Tom, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic, you do a bang-up job,
but you're being late so often is quite bothersome.'
"Yes, I know Boss, and I am working on it."
"Well good, you are a team player. That's what I like to hear. It's odd
though, you're coming in late. I know you're retired from the Army.
What did they say if you came in late there?"
They said, "Good morning, General."

Before John was a traveling salesmen

Before John was a traveling salesman he worked door to door on foot. He actually came from an upper middle class family but had a healthy work ethic and a humble yet dull nature from aristocratic inbreeding a few generations back..
It was his birthday and his eccentric mother had told John he could have only one of the two presents she bought for him and she would return the other. After cake , John was led out to the front of the house where he saw a beautiful new dark blue four door sedan. The other choice was a fine black stallion of superior breeding . John looked carefully at both options then yelled Gimme the Karma

A Defendant in a Lawsuit . . .

A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money was talking to his lawyer. "If I lose this case, I'll be ruined!"
"It's in the judge's hands now," said the lawyer.
"Would it help if I sent the judge a box of cigars?"
"No! The judge is a stickler on ethical behavior. A stunt like that would prejudice him against you. He might even hold you in contempt of court."
Within the course of time, the judge rendered a decision in favor of the defendant. As the defendant left the courthouse, he said to his lawyer, "Thanks for the tip about the cigars. It really worked!"
Confidently the lawyer responded, "I'm sure we would have lost the case if you'd sent them."
"But I did send them.", replied the man.
"What?" shouted the lawyer.
"I sure did, that's how we won the case... good thing I remembered to enclose the plaintiff's business card."