The Best 27 Work Colleague Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Work Colleague jokes. There are some work colleague jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these work colleague puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Work Colleague Jokes and Puns

My friend was upset that he was passed over for promotion at work by an attractive older colleague.

I said, Don't cry over skilled milf.

A mathematician arrives at work on a bike

His colleague asks "Where did you get the bike?"

"That's really curious. Imagine, I was walking down the road, suddenly that young woman comes along on this bike, jumps off, takes her dress off 'til she's naked and says "Take what you want". So I took the bike."

"Makes sense", his colleague says, "I don't think you'd look good in a dress".

So there I was hard at work

Then all of a sudden my boss tells me to step out of the meeting because I was making my colleagues uncomfortable

A woman in work was fired for having intimate relations with a colleague.

We don't know who fingered her

A worker was stopped by a cop at the gates of a winery

Cop: "Sorry the winery is closed today due to an ongoing investigation. Please go home."

Worker: "What happened?"

Cop: "One of your colleagues fell into a wine tank and ended up drowning."

Worker: "Oh my God. That is terrible."

Cop: "It appears he died doing what he loved doing."

Worker: "How can you say that! Everyone hates working here!"

Cop: "Well, the CCTV footage showed him getting out of the tank five times to take a piss."


Golden Toilet

Two colleagues, Elon and Felix, meet after work and Felix is all excited: "Man, I was at the most awesome party this weekend! We went to this dude's house who had toilet made of gold!"
"You're kidding!".
"Nope" said Felix as he took Elon to the house.
They rang the doorbell and a middle-aged lady opens and Felix asks,"Can we see the toilet made of gold?"
The lady looks at him for a moment and then yells inside the house, "Roger, the pig that shat in your trombone is here!"

Colleague from work has just texted saying he's caught Covid from his cat.

Don't ask meow

So a work colleague told me that Prince died and they found his body in a lift.

Well, he was obviously coming down with something.

This one's true. A work colleague of mine told me she went to Bangkok on her honeymoon. I replied,

I know you did, but where did you go?

3 Docs needed…

A Doctor was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving home from work. As he was tuning into the evening news, the phone rang.

The doctor calmly answered it, and heard the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line.

"We have already opened an 18 year old RARE SINGLE MALT GLENFIDDICH WHISKEY..

"I'll be right over," whispered the doctor.

As he was moving out, his wife asked, "Is it serious..?"

"Oh yes, quite", said the doctor gravely. Shaking his head, he muttered "Only18 years old. 3 doctors are there already..!"

Black eyes

A guy arrives at work with two black eyes. His colleagues quite naturally asked what happened. He explained, I was in an elevator with a gal in front of me that had her skirt rucked up in her crack. So I pulled it out and patted her skirt smooth for her. She then turned around and socked me in my right eye. So then they asked, how'd your left eye get black? Well I could tell that she didn't like what I did so I reach out and tucked it back in!

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Black eye!

A guy shows up at work on Monday with a black eye and his colleague asks what happened.

He says "I was in church and when we stood up the skirt on the lady in front of me was tucked between her butt cheeks so I pulled it out and she turned around and hit me."

The following Monday he shows up at work with another black eye and his colleague says "Did you do the same thing again?"

"Definitely not," he says "I was behind the same woman in church and when we stood up I knew her skirt was not the way she likes it so I used my hand to shove it back in between her butt cheeks"

We had a job opening with 60 applicants. I threw the top half of the pile of resumes away without looking at them. My colleague asked why I did that.

I replied, "I do not want unlucky people working for me."

A man goes to the police to report sexual harassment in the work place by a group of horny work colleagues.

He's a zoo keeper in the rhino enclosure.

My work colleagues and I had a debate about who we thought America's most notorious assassin was.

Lee Harvey Oswald won by a long shot.

My friend Victor is a historian

He invited me to a party at his house and started introducing me to all his colleagues.
This is Victor, he's a historian of the renaissance. The guy next to him is Victor Jr, he's a historian of ancient Egypt. And those two guys over there are Victor and Victor, they are doing great work on Mesopotamian farming practices.
I was like wow, history really is written by you guys huh?

A colleague was let go today......

....after he updated his online status from 'Working Remotely' to 'Remotely Working'

My work colleague asked me

Why do you keep a picture of your wife on your desk if you hate her so much?

I replied, In case I'm tempted to take a day off.

I have a lift off a colleague to work everyday, and always feel ill when we go under bridges....

I think I must have carpool tunnel syndrome.


A black work colleague of mine accused me of making subtle racist comments to him.

I had to defend myself and said woah, now hold on a cotton picking minute

My colleagues at work asked where I kept my garden tools....

"Don't you have a shed in your garden?"
"No."
"So where do you keep your lawnmower?"
"She shares the bed with me."

I overheard a work colleague saying they are going to a fancy dress party as a small island of the coast of Italy

I said don't be Sicily

VW just released a new diesel car...

It's called the Cheetah.

... credits to a colleague at work

There was a hostage situation earlier today

Until help arrived, I and some work colleagues had been held for three hours at power point.

My colleagues have been calling me slow at work so I've lost my confidence

I feel I've gone back into my shell

I asked a colleague at my work

If she wanted to make a prawno with me?

(Obviously I had a bag of prawns in my hands)

An old man was accounting manager in a company.



Every day when he was coming to office, at his desk, he was opening the drawer, seeing something in it very carefully, then he was closing the drawer back.

After twenty years of work at the same position, one day he died.

After his funeral, his colleagues came to his office to check out what was in his drawer, they opened the drawer, in a piece of paper very bold it was written "Debit Left, Credit Right"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the work colleague jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working work colleague piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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