Word Phrase Jokes
25 word phrase jokes and hilarious word phrase puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about word phrase that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Word Phrase Short Jokes
Short word phrase jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The word phrase humour may include short words phrases jokes also.
- warning sign on children's alphabet blocks Letters may be used to construct words, phrases and sentences that may be deemed offensive.
- I went to the theatre today, the stage was covered in random phrases... I guess it was a 'play on words'
- My daughter identifies as a small group of words standing together as a conceptual unit, typically forming a component of a clause. Should I be worried or is it just a phrase?
- my son says he's a small group of words that stand together to convey a concept Should I be worried or is it just a phrase?
- I asked a friend what the phrase was that expresses when someone is talking so fast it's incoherent. He answered a mile a minute, so I couldn't make out a word he said.
- Where did Santa meet his wife? Conjunction Junction. They specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses
- What do you call a Psychic Compromise? A Happy Medium.
Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing. - Even though words, punctuations and phrases haven't done anything wrong.... they still get sentenced.
- I hate my Jewish English teacher who argues with me on the meaning of certain words and phrases I guess I'm anti-semantic
- The word "Jack" in the phrase "Jack In The Box" is open for interpretation. It can be understood as a noun or a verb. If it's the latter, I don't want to eat there anymore.
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Word Phrase One Liners
Which word phrase one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with word phrase? I can suggest the ones about one phrase and phrase.
- Why do words, phrases and punctuation keep ending up in court? To be sentenced
- whats that phrase you say when you forget a word? ... it's on the tip of my tongue
- What two word phrase is most often said after two cousin finish having s**...? "Roll tide"
Word Phrase Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about word phrase you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean phrases about jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make word phrase pranks.
and oldie but a goodie
back in ancient china, before the populations number a million, a monk lived near his friend, who was on the other side of the river. he wrote a long poem, full of phrases like "the seven winds could not move me" and was very proud of it. he sent it to his friend via dove.
when his friend sent it back, he had written one word in the corner of the scroll "f**..." fuming, the monk stomped over to his friend's dwelling and demanded an explanation. to this his friend simply said "the seven winds could not move you, and yet a single f**... sends you all the way across the river"
A man goes into a bar where, instead of drinks, they sell words and phrases...
he asks the barman if they sell entendres. The barman says "yes" so the man says "ok, I'll have a double" and the barman says "oh, you mean a large one".
In 8th grade english class I wrote a script titled "The Pun"
The very first set description in the script said that the stage was to be painted over with random words and phrases.
When I handed in the assignment, my teacher came up to me and asked: "Why is your script titled 'The Pun' and why is the floor covered with phrases?"
"Because my script is a play on words!"
Paraprosdokians
*A paraprosdokian is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected in a way that causes the reader or listener to reframe or reinterpret the first part. Some paraprosdokians not only change the meaning of an early phrase, but they also play on the double meaning of a particular word, creating a form of syllepsis.*
Where there's a will ... I want to be in it.
I like going to the park and watching the children run around ... because they don't know I'm using blanks. (Emo Philips)
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list.
You can always count on the Americans to do the right thing ... after they have tried everything else. (Winston Churchill)
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
In filling out an application, where it says, 'In case of emergency, Notify:' ... I put 'DOCTOR'.
If I am reading this graph correctly ... I'd be very surprised. (Stephen Colbert)
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
I don't belong to an organized political party. I'm a Democrat. (Will Rogers)
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it. (Groucho Marx)
You're never too old to learn ...something s**....
How do you fit 50 elephants into a subway station?
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way"
(there's no f in way)
*joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
If you take the words passed out and you take some letters out, swap some letters around, put some new in you get the phrase
r**... victim
Before and After Phrase
The only think worse than hearing the words "I think it's my time of the month" from a woman before having s**..., is hearing those words after having s**....
A business was looking for office help and puts a sign on the window
The sign reads: "HELP WANTED: We are an equal opportunity employer looking for someone good with computers, Word, Excel and is bilingual"
One day a dog walks up, sees the sign and goes inside. He looks at the receptionist, looks back at the sign and barks.
Figuring out what the dog came here for, the receptionist gets the office manager, who looks at the dog surprised. However, the dog looked so confident that the manager leads him into the office, where the dog jumps on a chair and looks at the manager. The manager sits down, looks back at the dog and says "I can't hire you, the sign says that you have to be able to use a computer and Word."
The dog jumps down, walks to a computer and begins to create a word document, drafting a letter for the manager. Caught off guard but unconvinced, the manager says "The sign also says you have to be good with excel."
The dog then goes on to create a perfect spreadsheet that works flawlessly the first time.
Dumb-founded, the manager looks at the dog and says "I realize that you are a very intelligent dog with some interesting abilities. However, I still can't hire you."
The dog jumps down and walks over to a copy of the sign, putting his paw on the phrase "Equal Opportunity Employer".
The manager says "Yes, we are an equal opportunity employer. However, the sign also says you need to be bilingual." The dog looks at the manager confidently and says, "Meow."
A married couple with children made a code word for s**.....
The code phrase is "Typing a letter".
So on a Friday movie night, the husband is in the mood and asks his wife around their children, "would you like to type some letters tonight?". The wife says they're watching a good movie, maybe tomorrow.
Saturday comes and the husband is now in heat, all day keeps asking to "type". Finally at night as the kids are tucked in, the wife softly asks, "I'm sorry for making you wait, do you wanna type the letter now, honey?", to which the husband replies:
"Forget it, it's been handwritten."