Following is our collection of funny Word jokes. There are some word plethora jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these word english word puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Because your best friend gives you space when you need it.
Cop: You are the lawyer.
Lawyer: Exactly, so where's my present?
...I'll never forget that first day at school when the teacher asked did we know any french.
He says to the police officer, "I'm not saying a word without my lawyer present."
"You are the lawyer," says the policeman.
"Exactly, so where's my present?"
Man: I see. Is that one word or two?
Looking at it now, I see why
But to others, it's a whole sentence
Backwards it spells 'gnihton', which also means nothing.
plagiarism.
You have my Word.
Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".
You can explore word consonant reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean word word play dad jokes. There are also word puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
S: "My grandma was arriving at the train station so i was centimeter"
T: "No, no, that's 'Sent to meet her'. Okay, try another one. Use 'contagious' in a sentence please"
S: "I had to wait at the train station for hours because it took that contagious!"
You have my word
Mark Hamill pulled JJ Abrams to the side and said Can I have a word?
Plagiarism.
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EDIT : This joke was invented by me and copyrighted. Dare to take it and a lawsuit shall find you.
But numbers can.
2/10
It means a lot.
A teacher asks her class to use the word 'contagious' in a sentence. Sally, the class genius, raises her hand and says, "Last year I got the mumps, and my mom said it was contagious."
"Very good," says the teacher. "Would anyone else like to try?"
Little Johnny raises his hand and stands to give his answer.
"Our mean next door neighbor was painting her house by hand, and my dad said it would take the contagious.
You have my Word.
A redneck finds out his girlfriend is a virgin. Upon hearing this, he stands up, turns away from her, and leaves without a word.
Later, when his buddies at the bar ask what went wrong, he explains...
"If she ain't good enough for her daddy, her uncle, her brother, and her cousin, she ain't good enough for me!!"
A redneck finds out his girlfriend is a virgin. Upon hearing this, he stands up, turns away from her, and leaves without a word.
Later, when his buddies see him sad at the bar they ask what went wrong, he explains...
"My mom just told me I'm adopted"
which also means nothing
At least, I'm pretty sure...
FP
I said, "It's sedate."
Poetry!
Me: "Do you mind if I say a word?"
Widow: "Please do."
Me: *clears throat* "Plethora."
Widow: "Thank you. That means a lot."
Last night my phone died while I was out, so I used my brother's phone to call her.
And she answered, "What's up, sexy?" Before I even said a word!
We invented it after all
Because Rick Astley is British.
Plagiarism.
Just letom.
A man in the pew behind her leans forward to ask, "Do you mind if I say a word?".
No, not at all, she replies.
The man stands and clears his throat.
Bargain", he says, and sits back down.
"Thank you", the woman responds, "it means a great deal."
"What'll it be?" The bartender asks.
"I'll have a beer," the etymologist says. "A word which comes from Latin *bibere*, meaning "to drink".
"I'll have an Americano," the entomologist says. "It was originally dyed with crushed beetles!"
The bartender gets them their drinks. "And for you, sir?" he asks the third man.
"I'm just wondering how I got here," the etiologist replies.
I don't know who you but I will find you, you have my word.
**I see why.**
An eight-year old boy had never spoken a word. One afternoon, as he sat eating his lunch he turned to his mother and said, The soup is cold."
His astonished mother exclaimed, Son, I've waited so long to hear you speak. But all these years you never said a thing. Why haven't you spoken before?"
The boy looked at her and replied, Up until now, everything has been satisfactory."
or should I spread them apart?
One grabbed the trucker's cheeseburger and took a huge bite from it. The second one drank the trucker's coffee, and the third wolfed down his apple pie. The truck driver didn't say a word as he paid the waitress and left.
As the waitress walked up, one of the motorcyclists growled, "He ain't much of a man, is he?"
"He's not much of a driver, either," the waitress replied. "He just backed his 18-wheeler over three motorcycles."
Now that you're here, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?
It means Lousy Hunter
I am Native American and this joke has been told to me a couple of times. Thought I'd share.
The man stands, clears his throat, says Plethora , and sits back down.
Thanks , the woman says, that means a lot .
"Of course", she replies.
The man plucks up the courage and says, "Bargain".
The Widow looks at him, teary eyed and says,
"Thank you so much, that means a great deal".
Now they'll have to pay him 20% more...
because it has more letters than explain and is therefore more difficult for women to understand.
When you tell people that you and your sister each have a child
Because they drank all the T.
(Told to me by my 11yo)
R2-D2, they beeped out every word he said
Then ,one day, aged 5, while sitting at breakfast, he looked up from his plate and said in perfect German - 'The toast is burnt'...to which the family were amazed at. 'You can speak, that's amazing, why have you never spoken until now?'
He replied: 'There was nothing wrong until now'
by a musical instrument.
Contestant: "C-U-N..."
Judge: "DEAR GOD PLEASE STOP."
Unfortunately, my pen turned into a gorilla and the floor melted.
In other word, criminals only accepting payment in bit coins goes long way back
I can't tell you how angry I am.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
He stood up and said "Plethora" , and the woman said "Thanks, that means a lot."
And another man stood up and said, "Bargain" and the woman said, "Thanks, that means a great deal."
Yet another stood up and said, "Earth" and the woman said, "Thanks, that means the world."
Yet another stood up and said, "Infinity" and the woman said, "Thanks, that means more than you can imagine."
Yet another stood up and said, "Being Alive" and the woman said, "Thanks, my husband would have loved that."
Another person simply held up a sprig of mentha spicata, and the widow said, "Thanks, that's a lovely scent of mint."
I'll never forget the day in school when my teacher ask if could speak French.
At least, I'm pretty sure that's correct.
Which I think is poor for four.
Just another word for
I hope you will miss me.
Me: Pronoun
"Sure" she replies.
"Discount."
The widow says "Thank you. That means a great deal."
But to some people, it's a long sentence.
Post Office
I call it, plagiarism.
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