Word Jokes

Funniest Word Short Jokes

Short word jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The word humour may include short verb jokes also.

1. Why is girlfriend one word but best friend is two words? Because your best friend gives you space when you need it.
2. A man in an interrogation room says I'm not saying a word without my lawyer present. Cop: You are the lawyer.
   Lawyer: Exactly, so where's my present?
3. When I was a kid, my parents would always say "Excuse my french" after a swear word... ...I'll never forget that first day at school when the teacher asked did we know any french.
4. Student: Are well and actually both single-syllable words? Teacher: Well yes , but actually no
5. Ever wonder how a Jehovah's Witness spreads their word during Covid? Now that you're here, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?
6. I heard my son say his first words to me today... "where have you been the last 20 years?"
7. Pablo Escobar was being informed on by local children. Mortally wounded by police gunfire, his last words to them were: "I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you Medellín kids"
8. TIL "sugar" is the only word in the English language where "su-" makes a "sh" sound. At least, I'm pretty sure...
   FP
9. People who don't understand the difference between... People who don't understand the difference between etymology and entomology bug me in ways I can't put into words.
10. I just bought a thesaurus and when I got it home, all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.

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Word One Liners

Which word one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with word? I can suggest the ones about phrase and dictionary.

1. I've often heard that "icy" is the easiest word to spell Looking at it now, I see why
2. Prison may be just one word But to others, it's a whole sentence
   
3. I'll never forget my dog's last words "You've taken too much acid."
4. I finally got an A on my essay! Only 1999 more words to go.
5. Interviewer - Okay, describe yourself in 3 words Lazy
6. I just realized that the word seven has 'even' in it. That's odd.
7. Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me. It means a lot.
8. i invented a new word! its called plagiarism
9. What's a three letter word that starts with gas? Car
10. The sonicare toothbrush is named after the words I never heard my father say.
11. Who ever stole my copy of Microsoft Office is in trouble. You have my Word.
12. My professor accused me of plagiarism His words, not mine.
13. What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it? Short.
14. What word means the same thing with several letters added? Mailbox
15. Who swore the most in star wars? R2-D2, they beeped out every word he said

One Word Jokes

Here is a list of funny one word jokes and even better one word puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Edgar Allen Poe is about to walk into a tree and you only have enough time to say one word before he hits it. What should you say to him? Poetry!
• What one word really makes a woman open up and want to talk about everything on their mind? "goodnight."
• Why is Communism one of the most ironic words? It's Capitalized
• My daughter screeched, "Daaaaaad, you haven't listened to one word I've said, have you!?" What a strange way to start a conversation with me...
• 'Describe yourself with one word', my employer asked. 'Bad with numbers'
• Some one has stolen my thesaurus. I can't find the words to describe how angry i am.
• Harassment. So a teacher asks her students to use the word harassment in a sentence. A boy stood up and said, "Ok this is easy. I met a beautiful girl one day and harassment a lot to me"
• If I had to describe myself in one word... ...it would be "bad at following directions."
• One exotic bird can't take over the word on its own But toucan
• I can only think of one word with three U's in it. That's unusual. Really.

Word Of The Day Jokes

Here is a list of funny word of the day jokes and even better word of the day puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Should we create an English word for the 'day after tomorrow'? Or would that be too forward thinking?
• My wife hasn't said a word to me in 6 days. What's even better is, she thinks it's punishment.
• There's 26 letters in the English language, combined to make millions of words, which are used to make infinite sentences for any event imaginable. . . Yet I see the same jokes posted every day.
• People who confuse etymology and entomology bug me in a way I can't put into words thank you for making my day, u/happy_guy23
• The word of the day is "legs" Wanna come over and spread the word?
• Mexican word of the day: wheelchair Theirs only 1 taco left, so wheel chair.
• I had a job interview the other day and the interviewer says to me 'How would you usually describe yourself at work?' I said 'With words, but today I'm going to use interpretive dance'
• When i was a kid, my father said he wanted me to be an autodidact. I asked him what that word meant.
  He told me to look it up.
  Happy Father's Day, everyone!
• I've spent the day in a German police station. Word to the wise… Don't go hailing a taxi in Germany like you do in other countries.
• Ghetto Word Of The Day: Cologne "Ay, you think you cologne me a dollar or two?"

Two Word Jokes

Here is a list of funny two word jokes and even better two word puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• There are two words in life that will open a lot of doors for people Push and pull
• I can sum up 2016 in four words Two thousand and sixteen
• I was asked to describe the last two us presidents in 5 words Orange is the new black
• Do you know what two words can wreck a man's life? I do.
• I asked Yoda for a two word review of Les Miserables "Lame is."
• To all the people who say 'JIF', I've got two words for you: Jraphics Interchange Format
• I can descirbe myself in just two words. Lazy.
• I know Karate... ...And like two other Japanese words.
• What are the two saddest words of the English Language? 'What party? '
• what two words have all the letters... Post Office

Three Word Jokes

Here is a list of funny three word jokes and even better three word puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• After my prostate exam, the doctor left. The nurse came in later, with a worried look on her face, and said the three words I was dreading to hear. Who was that?
• I asked my German friend, What's a three letter word for compete? Friend: Vie.
  Me: Because I'm trying to finish a crossword.
• If you had to describe yourself in three words, what would they be? Lazy.
• What's the worst three little words a man can hear from a woman? Is it in ?
• I knew she was the one for me, and after 6 months of pursuing her, last night she said those three little words. That's him, officer!
• I went for a job interview and the asked me to state my biggest weakness in three words 'Not very good at maths' I replied
• What are the three words you never want to hear when making love? "Honey, I'm home!"
• Which three words contains the most letters? The post office.
• My mom told me this joke the first time she met my gf. What are three 2 letter words meaning small?
  Is it in?
• I'll describe myself in three words. I am a rebel.

Comical & Quirky Word Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about word you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean wort jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make word pranks.