Worcestershire Sauce Jokes
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A truck filled with Worcestershire sauce and a truck filled with quinoa crashed in front of the local charcuterie shop.
When asked by reporters what had happened a witness replied, "Well... it's kind of hard to say..."
In celebration of my very first Cake Day, I'm reposting one of my own jokes:
A truck loaded with Worcestershire sauce is driving through Saskatoon, Saskatchewan when it collides with a Nissan Qashqai.
The truck then careens down the road and hits a car from Massachusetts, injuring the two otorhinolaryngologists inside. One of them, suffering from Schistosomiasis, has a myocardial infarction.
A bystander witnesses the entire event and quickly calls to report the accident on his Huawei.
The emergency operator asks the bystander, "What happened?"
"It's hard to say."
I don't know how to say this, but
can you pass the Worcestershire sauce?
The 3 hardest things to say:
I was wrong.
I need help.
Worcestershire Sauce
The three hardest things to say to someone
1- I was wrong
2- I don't know
3- Worcestershire Sauce
Which is the hardest for you to say?
Which is the hardest for you to say?
1. I love you
2. I was wrong
3. I am sorry
4. I need help
5. Worcestershire Sauce
6. I appreciate you
Everything is easier said than done.
Unless it's Worcestershire sauce.
How Worcestershire Sauce got its name
In the late 1800s in New Orleans a chef in a restaurant had just whipped up a concoction to be applied to meat and he asked a waiter to take it out to a well-lubed patron for a test. The diner was of course most agreeable and added quite a bit of it to his cut of beef. Upon tasting it, he rather liked it and turned around to hail the waiter by clumsily calling out, "Hey, whorsh diss'here sauce??", and so the name was thereupon given.
How does a Deep South r**... pronounce Worcestershire sauce?
Wash your sister sauce. A ha ha ha boom boom
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