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Worcestershire Jokes

6 worcestershire jokes and hilarious worcestershire puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about worcestershire that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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The Funniest Worcestershire Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh

What is a good worcestershire joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

A truck filled with Worcestershire sauce and a truck filled with quinoa crashed in front of the local charcuterie shop.

When asked by reporters what had happened a witness replied, "Well... it's kind of hard to say..."

In celebration of my very first Cake Day, I'm reposting one of my own jokes:

A truck loaded with Worcestershire sauce is driving through Saskatoon, Saskatchewan when it collides with a Nissan Qashqai.
The truck then careens down the road and hits a car from Massachusetts, injuring the two otorhinolaryngologists inside. One of them, suffering from Schistosomiasis, has a myocardial infarction.
A bystander witnesses the entire event and quickly calls to report the accident on his Huawei.
The emergency operator asks the bystander, "What happened?"
"It's hard to say."

If Charles Dickens wrote The Lord of the Rings, how would the novel have started?

It was the best of Shires. It was the Worcestershires.

I don't know how to say this, but

can you pass the Worcestershire sauce?

The 3 hardest things to say:

I was wrong.
I need help.
Worcestershire Sauce

The three hardest things to say to someone

1- I was wrong
2- I don't know
3- Worcestershire Sauce

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