Wooly Jokes
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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
A wooly jumper (I'll see myself out)
What do you call a sheep that jumps?
A wooly jumper
The starship Enterprise is about to face annihilation from a superior ship, but Picard comes up with a cunning plan.
"We'll beam Lieutenant Worf on to their ship to offer our unconditional surrender", says Picard
"But Captain", interrupts Riker, "they might not take us seriously if you send Worf. It might be wise to send Commander Troi".
"Nonsense! Put him in a wooly sweater, a wooly hat and gloves, and they be completely smitten. Then when they are lulled into a false sense of security, Worf can unleash his suprise attack!"
"But captain, how can you be sure it'll work?"asks Riker
"It's a classic strategy number 1, Worf in sheep's clothing".
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