The Best 6 Woolworths Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Woolworths jokes. There are some woolworths stove jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these woolworths supermarket puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Woolworths Jokes and Puns

Warning: Australian joke!

What's left after your local Woolworths burned down?

What do you get if Woolworths burns down?


What did Woolworths turn into after it burned down?


What do you call a Woolworths that has been burned down?


The WiFi is broken

The WiFi at home has been broken all weekend so I had to talk to the wife...

To my surprise, I learnt that she no longer works at Woolworths.

What are you left with after you burn down Woolworths?


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the woolworths walmart jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working woolworths crematorium piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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