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Woolly Jokes

4 woolly jokes and hilarious woolly puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about woolly that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.


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Woolly Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good woolly joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

How do you make anti-freeze?

Hide her woolly blanket.

Another blonde joke.

A blonde has her hair dyed brown. A few days later she's out driving through the countryside when she stops her car to let a flock of sheep pass. Admiring the cute woolly creatures, she says to the shepherd, If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one? The shepherd agrees, so the blonde thinks for a moment and says, 352. The shepherd is amazed, You're right! Which sheep do you want? The blonde picks the cutest animal. The shepherd says to her, Okay. How's this for a bet? If I can guess your real hair color, can I have my dog back?


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