Wookiee Jokes

Funniest Wookiee Short Jokes

Short wookiee jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The wookiee humour may include short meaty jokes also.

1. Peter Mayhew will be reprising his role as Chewbacca in the next star wars movie! They said they wanted to cast the role to a veteran rather than a wookiee.
2. What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee
3. What did Han Solo say to the Keebler elf who complained he couldn't understand Chewbacca? Sorry friend, that's the way the Wookiee mumbles.
4. What do you call Chewbacca after he's been rolled in chocolate bits? A chocolate chip Wookiee
5. Darth Vader invites all of his sith buddies over for a BBQ, he tells them that the burgers are made from Wookiee meat, to which someone replies "no wonder these burgers are so Chewie"
6. Star Wars meat joke As seen in the Death Star II cafeteria: "For those of you finding the Wookiee steaks a bit too Chewy, try our new Ewok Chops: Guaranteed to be more on the Endor side."
7. Have you ever eaten a Wookiee? I have heard that they are Chewy.
8. What do Wookiees taste like? Chewie.
9. I finally tried some Wookiee last night.... It was a little Chewie.
10. What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate in his fur? A chocolate chip Wookiee!

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Wookiee One Liners

Which wookiee one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with wookiee? I can suggest the ones about chewy and meats.

1. Why did Chewbacca fail his driving test? He made a few Wookiee errors.
2. I had small wookiee steak for dinner... ...it was a little chewie.
3. Tried Wookiee meat the other day it was Chewie.
4. What do you call a Wookiee with a nicotine addiction? Chew to' bacca
5. Why did Han Solo call Chewbacca a noob? He made a Wookiee mistake
6. What did the food critic say after trying the Wookiee? That was a bit Chewie
7. What did the anime character say to the wookiee when it ate too fast? Chew, baka!
8. How do Wookiees taste? Chewie.
9. Why doesn't anyone eat wookiee meat? It's Chewie.
10. Nobody knows how a Wookiee taste. Rumor has it that at least one is Chewie.
11. What's the definition of a Wookiee? Someone who doesn't have any expewience
12. I got the opportunity to taste some Wookiee steak today It was a little Chewie.
13. What do Han and Chewbacca use to communicate? A wookiee talkie.
14. What would you call Chewbacca in his first year of MLB? A Rookie Wookiee
15. What did the Rancor say after he ate the Wookiee? Hmmm, Chewie!

Ridiculous Wookiee Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter

What funny jokes about wookiee you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean venison jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make wookiee pranks.