Wookie Jokes
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Funniest Wookie Short Jokes
Short wookie jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The wookie humour may include short rogue jokes also.
- I accidentally went to Star Trek convention dressed as Chewbacca... It was a Wookie mistake
- Star wars dad joke heard tonight Dad "Chewbacca seems kinda big for an ewok..."
Me "he's a wookie. "
Dad "he can't be, he's been in lots of movies now." - Han Solo ordered a steak in the shape of a Wookie. He sent it back to the kitchen because it was a little chewy.
- The first time Chewbacca tried to fly a ship, he pulled gear lever instead of break lever. A Wookie mistake.
- To celebrate Star Wars we baked some "Wookie Cookies". They were a little on the Chewy side.
- When Chewbacca was learning his bowcaster skills he accidentally shot himself in the foot... Wookie error.
- What award did Chewbacca win his first season as a professional athlete? Wookie of the year.
- Why would anyone trust Chewbacca to fly the millennium falcon? He's such a wookie pilot.
I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good. - What would a baby wookie taste like? A little chewy.
- What did they call Chewbacca in his first year of the NBA? A Wookie
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Wookie One Liners
Which wookie one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with wookie? I can suggest the ones about droid and solo.
- Have you ever tasted a baby wookie? It's good, but still a little Chewie.
- 2 Stormtrooper are eating a Wookie steak it was chewy
- You ever tried Wookie meat? Its chewy.
- Have you guys tried Wookie meat? I heard that it's a little Chewy
- How does a baby Wookie get around? Ewoks
- Why can't you eat a wookie? Because they're too chewie!
- Why was Chewbacca a terrible pilot? What do you expect, he was just a wookie
- Have you tasted baby Wookie meat? They say it's a little Chewie
- Chewbacca locked the keys in the Millennium Falcon....... It was a Wookie mistake!
- I had a Wookie burger the other day. It was Chewie.
- What's the main problem with Wookie steaks? They're a little Chewie.
( - What do you call Chewbacca's Chinese cousin? A Fortune Wookie
- I went to a restaurant last night... Had the Wookie steak. It was a little chewy.
- Of course Chewie would get angry when he loses a game! He makes Wookie mistakes!
- I used to confuse Star Wars with Star Trek. It was a Wookie mistake.
Silly Wookie Jokes for a Good Time with Friends
What funny jokes about wookie you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean chewy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make wookie pranks.
Today my friend met Chewbacca...
...she said he was "A big s**... fur ball." So he picked her up ripped of her arms and threw her out of a window. I mean everyone knows not to insult Chewbacca like that.
She made a Wookie Mistake.
stormtrooper family dinner
So a stormtrooper tells his son its time for dinner.
the boy asks his dad "what are we having?"
"Wookie meatloaf." He replied.
After a few minutes of eating, the stormtrooper asks his son "How is it?"
"It's chewy."
A stormtrooper sits down to have dinner with his family...
His son asks him "dad what is this we are eating?"
The stromtrooper replies "Baby wookie steaks. How is it?"
His sons says "It's a little chewy."
Did you hear about the time chewie broke the light speed on the falcon?
Han said, "Don't worry, it was a wookie mistake."
What's for dinner Dad?
What's for dinner Dad?
*Wookie steak.*
Is it any good?
*A little Chewy*
What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?
A Wookie mistake!
What gives wookies cancer?
Chewbacco
I like my girls like Han from Star Wars
with a hairy Wookie.
Why is Chewbacca bad at sports?
He's just a wookie!
Did you know Chewbacca got a girl pregnant the first time he had s**...
It was a Wookie mistake
Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?
Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!
Luke chided Han for blaming Chewbacca when everyone got caught in the tree net on the forest moon of Endor.
But let's be honest: it *was* a Wookie mistake.
Nobody knows how a Wookiee taste.
Rumor has it that at least one is Chewie.
Did you know that Wookies can't smoke?
But they can *chewbacca*
May the Fourth be with you
What website do you go to in order to find the plans to the Death Star?
Wookie Leaks
I had a Wookie steak last night
It was a little Chewy...
What does a tsundere wookie mom gasp when she sees her baby choking on food?
Chew baka
What does baby wookie meat taste like?
A little chewy.
Chewbacca's son enters his first hockey season
Chewbacca's son enters his first hockey season this year. With his impressive skating abilities and the number of goals he scored...
Its no wonder he won the wookie of the year award.
Sorry.
Wookie jerky wouldn't be too bad
It'd just be a little Chewy
What do you call a Wookie war-cry on the London Underground?
Tube-haka
Two stormtroopers were eating wookie steak...
One said to the other, "How's the steak?". The other replied, "It's a little Chewie..."
I ate a Wookie Steak...
...it was a little Chewy.
You should be careful eating wookie meat
It could be chewie
Tried Wookiee meat the other day
it was Chewie.
How do Wookiees taste?
Chewie.
Why was it so hard to eat the baby wookie?
Because it was a little chewie
Anyone ever tried wookie steaks?
Apparently they're a bit chewie
I ate a Wookie once
It was Chewy.
You guys see that new hairy guy who started last week?? Moving slow, bad temper, and you can't understand a word he's saying..
C'mon guys, take it easy on him.. He'll get it soon enough, he's still just a Wookie..
Since its may the 4th, I decided to watch the classic Star Wars trilogy with my girlfriend.
First time she ever saw Chewbacca, and she thought he was an Ewok... ... ...
Classic wookie mistake.
(Oldie, but never gets olde)
Why is Chewbacca bad at shooting blasters?
He's a Wookie.
What's the worst part about eating a tiny Wookie?
It's a little chewie.
I tried Wookie curry for the first time last night
The flavour was alright but the meat was a bit chewy.
I recently had the opportunity to eat baby wookie
The taste was great, but the meat was a little chewy
Even though I'm a nerd, I don't really embrace the notion of complete and perfect knowledge of canon, but I'll admit I was pretty embarrassed when I lost all credibility in a discussion on Chewbacca when I inadvertently spelled it with a K.
It was a Wookie mistake.
