Cheerful Fun Woohoo Jokes for Lovely Laughter
A man wins the lottery...
A man wins the lottery, jumps in to his car and goes home in a hurry, screeching in to his driveway. He leaps out and runs in to his house and yells to his wife upstairs "I've won the lottery! I've won the lottery! Quick, pack up your suitcase, I've won the lottery!" His wife is yells down "Woohoo! Should I pack for the beach or for the mountains?" The husband replies "I don't care, just get out!"
Woohoo! Donald Trump won the presidential election!
As a Clinton voter I'm not happy that he won, just happy that I'm not Mexican
A Priest and a Rabbi.
A limerick for ya...
_A prep school had come into view..._
_"Yo Rabbi," a Priest said, "woo-hoo!_
_Let's lure them with toys,_
_And then screw little boys"._
_"Out of what?" - the response of the Jew_
Actual exchange the morning of my wedding yesterday:
Photographer (to bride): scale of 1 to 10, what's your stress level at?
Bride: 8
Groom (me): WOOHOO SINGLE DIGITS
What did the black eyed peas say when they left the dentist?
"I got a filling, woo-hoo!"
