The Best 6 Woody Allen Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Woody Allen jokes. There are some woody allen jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these woody allen puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Woody Allen Jokes and Puns

Name three things that come in a little yellow box

Kodak film, Dots candy and Woody Allen.

I like my cartoons like Woody Allen likes his women...

Barely legal and asian.

Two Jewish women are complaining about a restaurant

The first one says 'the food was terrible' the other says 'yes it was and such small portions too' (hat tip Woody Allen)

What do a sneeze, a french-dip, and Woody Allen have in common?

Ah Jew!

Someone hit my fender so I told them, 'be fruitful and multiply'...

But not exactly in those words. -Woody Allen


A classic Woody Allen stand-up line: the political magazines Commentry and Dissent have decided to merge

They're gonna call the new magazine "Dissentary" ....

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the woody allen jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working woody allen piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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