woodwork Jokes

funny jokes and hilarious woodwork stories

What are the best Woodwork puns and pranks?

Did you ever wanted to prank someone about Woodwork? Well here is a complete list of Woodwork dad jokes:

Methylated Spirit

A scruffy homeless man walks into a DIY store.

"Bottle of methylated spirit please."

"Look mate, no offense but I wasn't born yesterday. I can't sell that to you when I know you're just gonna drink it."

"Hey, what are you implying? This is ridiculous, I'm using it for woodwork!"

"All right, all right..." says the shopkeeper, taking a bottle of the shelf.

"Oh, haven't you got a cold one?"


"Jesus Christ, these cabinets are crooked!"

That was my impression of a customer complaining about Jesus' woodwork on his first day as a carpenter.