Woodwork Jokes
4 woodwork jokes and hilarious woodwork puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about woodwork that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Bring a smile to the face of your woodwork teacher, carpenter, and other woodworking enthusiasts with these funny jokes and puns about awls, cabinets, and saws. These jokes are sure to add a lighthearted touch to any woodworking project.
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What is a good woodwork joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Tried to come up with a carpentry pun that woodwork…
Think I nailed it!
Did you hear about the woodworker who died when he fell into a vat of varnish?
It was a terrible end, but a beautiful finish.
I tried to come up with a carpentry pun that woodwork...
I think I nailed it but nobody saw it.
Methylated Spirit
A scruffy homeless man walks into a DIY store.
"Bottle of methylated spirit please."
"Look mate, no offense but I wasn't born yesterday. I can't sell that to you when I know you're just gonna drink it."
"Hey, what are you implying? This is ridiculous, I'm using it for woodwork!"
"All right, all right..." says the shopkeeper, taking a bottle of the shelf.
"Oh, haven't you got a cold one?"
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