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Woodwind Instruments Jokes

4 woodwind instruments jokes and hilarious woodwind instruments puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about woodwind instruments that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Woodwind Instruments Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good woodwind instruments joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

What do you call a fake woodwind instrument?

A saxo-phoney!
kill me

I am like a woodwind instrument.

Blow me and I'll sing.

What do you call playing a woodwind instrument and eating fast food while driving an f1 car?

What do you call playing a woodwind instrument and eating fast food while driving an f1 car? A McClarenet.

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Hey guys, don't know if you're familiar with these kind of jokes, but they were my favorite growing up, so I thought I'd post a bunch of the here. They're pretty corny, but I hope you enjoy!
*Take A Breather* by Justin Hale
*How to Become Famous* by Anonymous
*Living Long* by Diane Perish
*How to Get Rich* by Robin A. Bank
*I'm So Greedy* by Jenna Russ
*How to Drive a Manual Transmission* by Otto Matic
*How to be a Great Pilot* by Mae Day
*Where to Find Wildebeests* By Sara N. Getti
*Raising Kids* by Bill E. Goat
*Warriors of Feudal Japan* by Sam A. Rye
*Woodwind Instruments* by Clara Net
*Tragedy at the Grand Canyon* by Eileen Dover
*The Human Brain* by Sir E. Brum and Sara Bellum
*Deep in Debt* by Owen A. Lott
*The World is a Big Place* by Mike Robe
*Confessions of a Mental Patient* by Justin Sane

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