Woodpecker Jokes

Funniest Woodpecker Short Jokes

Short woodpecker jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The woodpecker humour may include short birds prey jokes also.

1. 11 year old made this one today. Why are woodpeckers so lucky?
   They're always knocking on wood.
2. I just saw a theater performance called "The Woodpecker and the Metal Pole" The performance was impeccable!
3. Hey, don't tell anyone that I have a woodpecker… … and I won't tell anyone that you have splinters in your mouth.
4. Birds can be dangerous. Do you know what's the primary risk that woodpeckers pose to women? Splinters.
5. A friend and I were out bird watching. He managed to get a great shot of my woodpecker. I told him he should focus on the birds.

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Woodpecker One Liners

Which woodpecker one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with woodpecker? I can suggest the ones about birds nests and bird watching.

1. What do you call a procrastinating woodpecker? A wouldpecker
2. How do you tell a boy tree from a girl tree? Boy trees have woodpeckers.
3. A woodpecker with a sore beak walks into a bar and asks "Where's the bar tender?"
4. How do trees get pregnant? Woodpeckers
5. What do Universal Studios and Pinocchio have in common? They both own a woodpecker
6. I just heard a woodpecker call me a paranoid... .... in morse code.
7. Which bird did Noah regret taking on the ark? The woodpeckers.
8. What do you call a woodpecker without a beak? A headbanger.
9. A woodpecker's a bird... ...unless you're a puppet.
   ~ The late great Robin Williams
10. What do gay termites eat? Woodpecker.
11. Pinocchio put birdseed in his pants.. ...for the woodpecker in there.
12. What kind of aviculturist gets all the ladies? The one who has a woodpecker.
13. I made this up today: What does Pinocchio use to pee? his woodpecker
14. Why is morning wood full of holes? Because the woodpecker.
15. What do woodpeckers like to work on when they're at the gym? Their Pecks.

Comedy Woodpecker Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle

What funny jokes about woodpecker you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean squirrel jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make woodpecker pranks.