Woodland Jokes
6 woodland jokes and hilarious woodland puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about woodland that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Ready for some giggles and chuckles? Read our collection of woodland animal jokes! Featuring critters from the woods like the wildebeest, bear, raccoon, and more, this collection is sure to bring a smile to your face.
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Humorous Woodland Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life
What is a good woodland joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
I live in constant fear
I live in constant fear that one day while I'm least suspecting it someone might break in to burglarize and kill my mother-in-law, who lives at 375 Woodland Ave in the light blue house, only one dog who is friendly and no alarm set, always leaves the kitchen window unlocked and without screen, sleeps on the second floor south room next to the bathroom which is where she keeps all her jewelry hidden behind the mirror.
One large woodland creature that can't feel pain, four large woodland creatures that can't feel pain, three large woodland creatures that can't feel pain, seven large woodland creatures that can't feel pain.
I know there is a joke here somewhere, but it seems like just a bunch of random numb bears to me.
What do you call a woodland creature that takes your car without your permission?
Common deer
I was driving through a woodland area the other day and accidentally hit a stag
It really spoiled the wedding
Did you hear about the sly woodlands creature that was killed for his fur?
He went from a cunning stoat to a stunning coat
Canada is not a vast empty woodland. Our monetary system proves our civility.
5 beavers is worth a caribou
4 caribous are worth a loon
And 2 loons are worth a polar bear.
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