The Best 6 Woodland Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Woodland jokes. There are some woodland tuxedos jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these woodland grove puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Woodland Jokes and Puns

I live in constant fear

I live in constant fear that one day while I'm least suspecting it someone might break in to burglarize and kill my mother-in-law, who lives at 375 Woodland Ave in the light blue house, only one dog who is friendly and no alarm set, always leaves the kitchen window unlocked and without screen, sleeps on the second floor south room next to the bathroom which is where she keeps all her jewelry hidden behind the mirror.

One large woodland creature that can't feel pain, four large woodland creatures that can't feel pain, three large woodland creatures that can't feel pain, seven large woodland creatures that can't feel pain.

I know there is a joke here somewhere, but it seems like just a bunch of random numb bears to me.

What do you call a woodland creature that takes your car without your permission?

Common deer

I was driving through a woodland area the other day and accidentally hit a stag

It really spoiled the wedding

Canada is not a vast empty woodland. Our monetary system proves our civility.

5 beavers is worth a caribou

4 caribous are worth a loon

And 2 loons are worth a polar bear.


Best Bang for your Buck!

would make a great punchline for a joke about bambi and the intricate workings of an illegal woodland critter prostitution service

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the woodland lifeforms jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working woodland yorkshire piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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