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Wooden Horse Jokes

5 wooden horse jokes and hilarious wooden horse puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about wooden horse that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Wooden Horse Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good wooden horse joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

For hundreds of years they were forced to work for us across our nation, tirelessly and without monetary compensation. They were whipped, and tied to wooden posts. Even today, they are exploited for sports and entertainment.

Man, horses must really hate us.

I was taught to always follow my dreams no matter what.

So now I just need to rescue my boss's wooden horse from the pool that's filled with spaghetti before the Egyptian soccer team gets back from practice.
Rachel from middle school? What are you doing here?

What do you call strippers in a wooden horse?

t**... w**...

a man was admitted to the hospital with a wooden horse shoved up his a**...

the doctors described his condition as stable.

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND WE MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD FOR ANYTHING"

"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"
"Oh rad, bring it in"

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