Wooden Car Jokes
44 wooden car jokes and hilarious wooden car puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about wooden car that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Wooden Car Short Jokes
Short wooden car jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The wooden car humour may include short wooden jokes also.
- What happened with the wooden car with wooden wheel, wooden seats, and a wooden engine? It wooden go.
- My Grandfather built me a car entirely out of wood It had wooden seats, wooden doors, wooden steering wheel, wooden floors and a wooden engine. Unfortunately when I tried to start it, it wooden work.
- Did you hear about the wooden car with the wooden engine, the wooden doors and the wooden chassis? It wooden go.
- Did you hear the one about the wooden car? With the wooden wheels? And the wooden engine? .... it wooden work
- Did you hear about the man who carved a wooden car, with wooden seats and wooden wheels, and a wooden engine? It wooden go.
- Did you hear about that new car made entirely from wood? It's crazy! Wooden wheels, wooden windows, wooden engine... Wooden move.
- I made a wooden car But it wooden go
Then I made a steel car
But it steel wooden go
Then I made a lead car
But it steel wooden lead me go - What would happen if you have a wooden car, with a wooden engine, and with a wooden key? That car wooden start.
- Did you hear about the car with a wooden engine, wooden wheels, and wooden gas tank? It wooden go!
- Did you hear about the wooden car? It wooden start.
Did you hear about the steel car?
It steel wouldn't start.
Did you hear about the blue car?
It blue up.
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Wooden Car One Liners
Which wooden car one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with wooden car? I can suggest the ones about car part and old car.
- If you had a wooden car with a wooden engine and wooden tires It woodent work
- Why was the car theif not able to steal the wooden car Because he couldn't drive stick!
- What was wrong with the wooden car? It wooden go.
- Have you ever heard of that car with an engine made of wood? It wooden go.
- What happened to the wooden car? It wouldn go.
- A carpenter tries his hand at building a car It was a work of wood that wooden work.
- Did you hear about the car with the wooden engine? It wouldn't work.
- Yo guys hear about that wooden car IT WOODEN GO LOL XDDDDD
- Why couldn't the car made out of wood move? Cause it wooden move ;)
- Why aren't cars made out of wood? Because they wooden go.
- What happened to the car made of p**...? It WOODen't go!
Wooden Car Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about wooden car you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean import car jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make wooden car pranks.
A w**... Joke
What wood happen if you had a Wooden Car
With Wooden Seats
Wooden Tires
And A Wooden Engine?
It Wooden't Start
You aren't a monk.
A man is driving through a town and his car breaks down in front of a monastery. He decides to go up to the door and ask if he can stay the night and the monks let him. At night he is laying in his bed and he hears this extremely strange noise. In the morning he asks a monk what the strange noise was. The monk replied, "I can't tell you because you aren't a monk." The man accepted this fact, graciously thanked the monks for letting him stay, and went on his way. Three years later the man was driving through the same town and broke down in front of the same monastery. Again he asks the monks if he could stay the night, and they let him. And again at night he hears the strange noise. In the morning he asks and gets the same answer. Then he asks how he can become a monk. They reply, "Go count every blade of grass and every pebble in the world." The man comes back 43 years later and gives them accurate numbers. They let him become a monk and the first thing he does is ask to see what the noise was. They take him to a wooden door. He reaches for the handle and its locked. They give him a key, then he happens upon a stone door. Locked. He goes through every kind of door you could possibly think of as they give him keys for each. Then he gets to a diamond door and they give him a key and he unlocks it. Then he opens it and is completely amazed. But I can't tell you what it is because you're not a monk.
I used to have a full size wooden car. Wooden wheels, wooden engine, wooden seats.
BUT, when I tried to drive it, it wooden go.
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A man made a car.
Unlike other cars, the entire thing was made of wood. The wheels, the steering wheel, the seats, etc.
One day, he decided to try it out. But for some reason,
it wooden work.
(Possibly OC) There once was a car with a wooden body, wooden tyre and even a wooden engine.
It just wooden go.
The Wooden Car
There was this guy who made a wooden car. It had wooden wheels, wooden tires, a wooden engine. But when he put the wooden key in, it wooden start.
What's the difference between someone who makes wooden furniture and someone who does paint jobs?
One is a carpenter and one is a car painter
Did you hear about the wooden car with wooden tyres, wooden gears and a wooden steering wheel?
It wooden go
A man loses his eye in a car accident
When he's in recovery, his doctor tells him he won't be able to regain his vision so he offers him his finest false eyes. However, due to the insurance cost and hospital bills, the man can only afford a wooden eye as a replacement.
After a few weeks of adjusting to the wooden eye, he's feeling pretty confident so he goes out to a bar. As he sits down to drink, he spies a beautiful woman with a large nose from across the bar.
With every ounce of courage he has he approaches the woman and says "would you like to go on a date with me?"
"Would I!?" Replies the woman excitedly.
"Big nose!" Shouts the man angrily and storms out of the bar.
A very handsome man gets into a terrible car accident....
The doctors save his life, but he loses one eye. Before a nice glass one can be fitted, he is temporarily given a wooden eye.
The man becomes very depressed because of his eye loss and sits at home, moping around. Eventually his friends come over and drag him out to a bar to try and cheer him up. While at the bar, he's still just sitting there looking depressed, not really talking. One of his friends suggests he tries to talk to a cute girl who seems alone at the bar.
"No, she'll never go for a man with a wooden eye," the man says.
"Okay, how about that girl over there?" His friend responds. "She has a really big nose".
The man walks over to the girl and asks, "Would you like to dance?"
Very excited, and shocked, to be asked to dance by such an attractive man, the woman responses "Would, I?! Would I?!"
To which the man quickly responds "Big nose! Big nose!"
One of my grandpa's best Jokes
A young boy is on vacation in the Sahara desert with his family.
As they are gazing out across the sand, they notice a man walking around... carrying a car door.
"Hey! Why are you carrying that car door around in the desert?" asked the young boy.
The man looked over the family, wiped the sweat off his brow, and said;
"Well, when it gets hot I can put the window down."
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My grandpa tells a lot of jokes like this, I will try to remember all of them and submit them here. He is 89 years old and still hand-turns the soil in his garden each year, he also built a large wooden trellis for his tomato plants. His jokes are starting to "grow whiskers" as my grandma says.
The Pig.
A man was walking in the country and saw a pig with a wooden leg sitting outside a barn. As he was pondering this, the pig's owner came along. The man asked the farmer how the pig got his wooden leg.
The farmer said, "Let me tell you, that is some pig! Our house caught fire last May, and he dragged my kids to safety!"
"Is that how he lost his leg?" the man asked.
"No," replied the farmer. "But a month ago, I almost drowned and that pig swam through icy water to pull me to shore!"
"So that's how he lost his leg," the man asked.
"Oh, no. And just a week ago, my wife's car slid off the road onto the train tracks. That pig broke through the window and helped her out just as a freight train came through!"
"So THAT'S how he lost his leg!" the man said.
"No, sir." "Then HOW did he lose it?" the man begged.
"Well sir," the farmer replied, "when you got a pig that terrific, you don't want to eat it all at once."