The Best 12 Woodchuck Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Woodchuck jokes. There are some woodchuck awl jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these woodchuck raccoon puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Woodchuck Jokes and Puns

Two hillbillies are discussing plans for dinner

After throwing ideas back and forth of what to cook, their eyes catch some roadkill on the side of the road. One of them eagerly suggests, "how about Himalayan Woodchuck?"

"Himalayan Woodchuck?" the other hillbilly scoffed. "What in the devil is that?"

"You know," the other says, gesturing towards the corpse, "because we found Himalayan on the side of the road."

How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood?

None because only beavers give a dam.

Scientists have given a woodchuck a catapult.

So far the answer is none at all.

Woodchuck joke, Scientists have given a woodchuck a catapult.

Here we see the majestic Woodchuck, also known as a Groundhog which begs the question

How much ground would a ground hog hog if a ground hog could hog ground?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

Not enough to save his family after the earthquake collapsed his house.

RIP woodchuckers


How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

If you say it 5 times fast you might get an answer.

Sally sells seashells down by the seashore.

But that's just a front for Pied Piper's pickled peppers, shipped inside woodchuck chucked wood.

Woodchuck joke, Sally sells seashells down by the seashore.

What do you call a woodchuck with no teeth?

A won't chuck.

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck looked like you?

Woodchuck woodchuck none.

What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.

How do you offend a lesbian beaver?

Call her a woodchuck.

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How much wood would a Japanese woodchuck chuck if a Japanese woodchuck could chuck wood?

About an.....Okinawa.

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