Woodchuck Jokes
10 woodchuck jokes and hilarious woodchuck puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about woodchuck that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Make someone chuckle with woodchuck jokes! Enjoy some classic gud jokes about woodchucks, such as why did the woodchuck dip its cheese in vinaigrette or why did the woodchuck have to drop out of school? Read on to get the answers and have a laugh!
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Uproarious Woodchuck Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time
What is a good woodchuck joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
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Two h**... are discussing plans for dinner
After throwing ideas back and forth of what to cook, their eyes catch some roadkill on the side of the road. One of them eagerly suggests, "how about Himalayan Woodchuck?"
"Himalayan Woodchuck?" the other h**... scoffed. "What in the devil is that?"
"You know," the other says, gesturing towards the corpse, "because we found Himalayan on the side of the road."
How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood?
None because only beavers give a dam.
Scientists have given a woodchuck a catapult.
So far the answer is none at all.
It hurt to send my woodchucks off to the convent
But when they come back, I'll have a badass pair of nun chucks
Here we see the majestic Woodchuck, also known as a groundhog which begs the question
How much ground would a ground hog hog if a ground hog could hog ground?
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
Not enough to save his family after the earthquake collapsed his house.
RIP woodchuckers
Sally sells seashells down by the seashore.
But that's just a front for Pied Piper's pickled peppers, shipped inside woodchuck chucked wood.
How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
If you say it 5 times fast you might get an answer.
What do you call a woodchuck with no teeth?
A won't chuck.
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How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck looked like you?
Woodchuck woodchuck none.
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