Wood Fence Jokes
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I was walking by a mental institution on my way to work
And in the yard behind the fence, I heard people shouting "four, four, four...". I was curious so I peeked through the wood planks to see what was happening. Someone jabbed a stick in my eye and then everyone started shouting "five, five, five...".
I was gonna tell you all a joke about how I had to replace the wood holding up my fence...
But I was afraid it is only a repost.
Two covid deniers are taking a walk in the woods when they encounter a sheep...
Two covid deniers were out taking a walk in the woods when they discovered a sheep with its head stuck in a fence.
The first denier pulls down his pants and gets to business.
Completing, he turns to his friend and said, "Now it's your turn."
The other covid denier then sticks his head into the fence.
A farmer's wire fence was broken, so he put new wood into the ground and ran wire across it.
This is a repost.
A guy walks by an insane asylum...
A guy is walking next to the fence of an insane asylum. The wall was very tall and made of wood. As he walks by, he hears inside the fence "11, 11, 11!" Wondering what it is, he notices a small hole on the fence. He presses his eye on it. Then POKE! Someone pokes his eye. Then he hears "12, 12, 12,!" And he walks away.
[OC] A farmer was wandering around the ranch
He stopped at regular intervals along his wire fence, mumbling to himself.
"Hey Howard, what's up?" His neighbor cruised by on a pickup truck.
"Bill, there's something wrong with my fence." He points to the vertical piece of wood which held up the wire.
"This is exactly identical to the next! Right down to the imperfect knots and slanted grain!"
Bill hops off and puts on his reading glasses.
"Egad!" He exclaims. "You're right! It seems like this place is full of reposts!"
A farmer, an engineer, and a mathematician are building a fence...
The farmer, drawing from his years of farming experience, tells the others about how much wood and materials they'll need to build the pin for his sheep to graze.
The engineer, determined to find the exact amount of materials to build the fence, draws up a series of complex equations and calculates the perfect amount of materials to build the perfect pin for the farmers sheep.
The mathematician, however, has already gathered all the materials he needs and says to the others I've got both of you beat
He proceeds to build a fence in a very tight circle around himself and when he's done he says
I define myself as being outside of this fence
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