Wood Chuck Jokes
23 wood chuck jokes and hilarious wood chuck puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about wood chuck that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Wood Chuck Short Jokes
Short wood chuck jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The wood chuck humour may include short wood log jokes also.
- How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood? None because only beavers give a dam.
- How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Not enough to save his family after the earthquake collapsed his house.
RIP woodchuckers - Sally sells seashells down by the seashore. But that's just a front for Pied Piper's pickled peppers, shipped inside woodchuck chucked wood.
- How much wood would a Jamaican mathematician chuck if a Jamaican mathematician would chuck wood? Log base tree often
(Jamaican accent: log base 3 of 10) - How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If you say it 5 times fast you might get an answer.
- How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck looked like you? Woodchuck woodchuck none.
- How much wood would a Japanese woodchuck chuck if a Japanese woodchuck could chuck wood? About an.....Okinawa.
- The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
- Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
- Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods.
He is now known as Shrek.
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Wood Chuck One Liners
Which wood chuck one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with wood chuck? I can suggest the ones about church chuckles and woods.
- What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Go chuck itself of course.
- Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.
- Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
- How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I dunno
7? - This will mindfuck you How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if his name was chuck?
Wood Chuck Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about wood chuck you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean deer buck jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make wood chuck pranks.
Harry is taking a stroll through the woods....
...when he finds a large hole in the ground. The hole seems ridiculously deep, so Harry takes a small rock and throws it down the hole. Then he listens for the sound of the rock hitting the ground below. He doesn't hear anything, so next he tries a larger rock. Still, no sound. He looks around for something larger, and he finds an old railroad tie. He lifts up the railroad tie and chucks it down the hole. Still no sound.
Then out of NOWHERE, Harry sees a goat charging at him full speed from behind. Harry dives out of the way, then watches as the goat charges strait down the hole.
Harry is sitting there, perplexed, when a farmer approaches Harry and asks
Farmer: "Hey son, you haven't seen a goat around here have you?"
Harry: "Actually, Yes I did! It was the strangest thing, a goat just charged me full speed! I was just able to get out of the way. THEN the goat ran strait down that hole over there" as Harry points to the hole.
Farmer: "That's impossible, I tied that goat to a railroad tie"
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
If sally sold more than sea shells down by the seashore
How much wood...
...could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck was Chuck Norris?
*All of it.*