Wonton Jokes

Funniest Wonton Short Jokes

Short wonton jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The wonton humour may include short chopsticks jokes also.

1. I used to not like dumplings, but then I realized I was just going through a wonton phase.
2. Last night my friend trashed a Chinese restaurant... Told him I was horrified by his wonton destruction
3. Is it ok to ignore dumplings in my Chinese takeout? Or will I be charged with wonton neglect?
4. I was chopping up some leftover dumplings from my soup at a Chinese restaurant when suddenly it hit me... I was engaging in acts of wonton destruction.
5. Did you hear about the Asian cuisine chef that dropped a dumpling on the floor? He was charged with wonton endangerment.
6. A man was arrested after running a red light and hitting a Chinese food delivery car. He is charged with careless driving and wonton destruction.
7. My wife went to a chinese restaurant last night, but walked out in disgust when she saw their dumplings. A clear case of wonton abandon.
8. Whats the difference between going to war with China and eating at a Chinese restaurant? Wanton destruction vs Wonton consumption
9. What do you call a high security U.S. prison in China? Wonton-amo Bay
10. A contest in South Korea awarded a small amount of money for a large item of food... A one ton wonton won ten won.

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Wonton One Liners

Which wonton one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with wonton? I can suggest the ones about heaviest and restaurant.

1. What's the heaviest soup in Asia? Wonton soup!
2. How much do you weigh after eating Chinese food? Wonton
3. I asked my friend to spell wonton backwards. He said not now
4. How much does a Chinese dumpling weigh? It weighs
   *Won-ton*
5. What do you call a wise dumpling? A “wonton” philosopher!
6. What's 2000lbs of Chinese soup called? Won-ton
7. How much does a Chinese dumpling weigh? Wonton.
8. What do you call it when someone blows up a Chinese restaurant? Wonton destruction.
9. I just tore a dumpling in half It was wonton destruction
10. What is the world record for the most Chinese food eaten in one sitting? Roughly wonton.
11. My Chinese wife is very overweight. She weighs wonton.
12. I ordered 2205lbs of Chinese food the other day... It was Wonton
13. Which type of soup is the heaviest? Won-ton soup
14. What's the heaviest food? Wonton noodles
15. What's the heaviest Chinese food? wonton :3

Hilarious Wonton Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter

What funny jokes about wonton you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean lbs jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make wonton pranks.