The Best 53 Wongs Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Wongs jokes. There are some wongs tang jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these wongs wang puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Wongs Jokes and Puns

TIL The brothers credited for inventing the airplane had Chinese parents...

Turns out two Wongs can make a Wright.

A chinese couple, new parents, visit their doctor. "We're a little concerned about our son", the mother says...

..."He looks, well, caucasian!". The doctor has a look and agrees. " I see what you mean. Two wongs don't make a white". The parents nod. "By the way, what's his name?". The doctor asks. The father replies "Sum Ting Wong".

Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

Wongs joke, Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

Paramount is making a movie about a pair of Chinese race car drivers...

It's called "Two Wongs Don't Make a Right"

2 Wongs

How come you only see white couples with chinese kids and never chinese couples with white kids?

2 wongs don't make a white


Why can't the Chinese be Nazis?

Two Wongs don't make a Reich

I heard they banned phones now in China

Apparently there is so many Wings and so many Wongs they keep Winging the Wong number.

Wongs joke, I heard they banned phones now in China

What?

I took my neighbors, Mr. and Mrs. Wong to the Hospital for the imminent birth of their new Baby. When the Baby was born, it was Caucasian. What's wrong with that, you might ask? Two Wongs don't make a White.

(groans expected......and justified)

Why wasn't the aeroplane invented in China?

Because two Wongs don't make a Wright.

A chinese couple had a baby

The baby turned out to be white. The father looked sternly at the mother and said: "Two Wongs don't make a white."

I am looking for two Chinese people to help me improve legislation for animals in Asia.

That way, two wongs can make a right.

You can explore wongs hong reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean wongs rike dad jokes. There are also wongs puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Did you hear about the Chinese couple who had an albino child?

It was a case of two Wongs making a white.

Why were the two Chinese scientists having trouble cloning a caucasian?

Because two Wongs can't make a white.

Why can't Chinese have Caucasian children?

Because two Wongs don't make a white.

A chinese father tells his 7 year old son he's adopted

His son replies: it's ok daddy I learned this in school already! 2 wongs don't make a white.

I used to think my Karate instructor was very wise.

However, yesterday my pregnant neighbour Mrs. Wong and her husband rushed to hospital.

When they came back today they had the baby with them so I figured I'd go say hi.

Strangest thing! The baby is Caucasian!

I couldn't believe my eyes, this whole time my instructor had been lying to me; two Wongs DO make a white!

Wongs joke, I used to think my Karate instructor was very wise.

Did you hear about the Chinese brother's that tried to start a German Empire?

Turns out two Wongs don't make a Reich.

Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

Mr. Wong and Ms. Chin get married and have a baby.

The baby comes out white. Being a little confused, Mr. Wong asks the doctor about this. Doctor says, "Two wongs make a white".


TIL four Chinese brothers attempted to invent the airplane but failed miserably

Apparently two Wongs don't make a Wright

TIL: Phonebooks are banned in China

Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs, you might Wing the Wong number.

I don't know why my two Chinese friends expected their baby to be caucasian.

Everyone knows

Two Wongs don't make a white.

Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first?

Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.

A Chinese couple is baffled when their baby comes out Caucasian.

They ask the doctor how it happened.
"I don't know. Two Wongs don't make a white."

Why cant a Chinese man and a Chinese woman procreate a Caucasian child?

Two wongs don't make a white!

Rockets? Maybe. But the Chinese haven't contributed to aviation.

After all, two Wongs don't make a Wright.

Why can't Chinese people have white babies?

Because two Wongs don't make a white

Why can't Asian couples have Caucasian babies?

Because two Wongs don't make a white.

An Asian couple had an albino baby.

Just goes to show, 2 Wongs can make a white.

How do you know there are no Asians leading the White Walker armies in Game of Thrones?

Because two Wongs don't make a wight.

What did the Asian man say to his wife when the hospital nursery tried to send them home with a blonde hair, blue-eye baby?

Hmmm... two Wongs don't make a white.

You know how there are so many Wings and Wongs?

In China there are so many Mr. Wings and Wongs that the next time you get your phone book you might wing the wong number.

Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a child with blonde hair and blue eyes?

I guess two Wongs really do make a white.

Why can't two Asian parents have a Caucasian kid?

Two Wongs don't make a Wright.

TIL: The brothers who invented the airplane had Chinese parents...

I guess two Wongs can make a Wright.

I wish my last name was Wong

Because when I get married and have a kid I can name them Right to say that 2 Wongs do make a Right

Why is it so difficult to phone people in China?

The country is so full of Wings and Wongs, every time you wing you get the wong number.

A Chinese couple gave birth to an albino baby

...which just goes to show that two Wongs do make a white.

New DNA tests have revealed that Orville and Wilbur's parents were actually Chinese.

So I guess that means two Wongs make a Wright.

A Chinese couple have a baby.

After the birth, the nurse brings the baby around so that the proud mom and dad can see it for the first time. When the nurse passes the baby to the mother, the parents notice that the baby is Caucasian. "Not our baby!" the father protests. The nurse says, "Of course this is your baby, your wife just gave birth." The father says, "No not our baby. Two Wongs don't make a white."

Two midget asians sit atop each other and get makeup to look Caucasian for a movie, the director says no because

two wongs don't make a white

Why are there no Chinese names in the phone book?

Because there's too many wings and too many wongs so you might wing the wong number.

An chinese dad sees his newborn child and is startled when he realises the kid is clearly white.

He runs to the doctor and asks:

"Doctor, is it even medically possible for me and my wife - both chinese - to have a caucasian-looking baby?"

The doctor, turns to him, thinks for a bit, and replies:

"No. Two Wongs don't make a white."

Chinese brothers opened a dry cleaning service in town...

Two Wongs *can* make it white.

A Chinese couple adopt a white baby...

A Chinese couple adopt a white baby.
Although it's obvious, everywhere they go, someone inevitably asks them if they adopted their child.

What? Of course we did! They'd say... Don't you know two Wongs don't make a white?

Why are there no phones in China?

There's so many wings and wongs you might wing the wong number

Two old men were sitting on their porch,

watching traffic go by.

Ralph, was that the Wong family from down the road?

Yeah, Fred, it was.

Huh.... guess I was wrong.

What are you talking about?

Two Wongs can make a right.

Shut up Fred

Why couldn't the Wong brothers get their prototype plane to fly?

Because two Wongs don't make a Wright.

California Census

When California was determining its census rules, a law similar to the three fifths compromise was considered, under which two Asian Americans would be counted the same as one caucasian.

The law was rejected, because the lawmakers all agreed that two Wongs don't make a white.

Research from China shows the Coronavirus really attacks the Lungs

As well as the Chans, Wongs, Lees and Lins.

one of the best documentarys

ive ever watched on netflix is about a chinese couple who didnt board the Malaysian flight 370 (one that disappeared) when they should have done. All sorts of conspiracy theories. worth a watch, highly recommended.

It's called 2 wongs dont make a flight

Why can't two Chinese parents make a white child

Two Wongs don't make a white

Mr and Mrs Wong have a baby

When the baby is born, Mr Wong immediately knows that Mrs Wong has cheated on him...
Because two Wongs don't make a white.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the wongs chen jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working wongs caucasian piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

Joko Jokes