wongs Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious wongs puns

Why can't Chinese people have white babies?

Because two Wongs don't make a white

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Why can't Asian couples have Caucasian babies?

Because two Wongs don't make a white.

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A Chinese couple gave birth to an albino baby

...which just goes to show that two Wongs do make a white.

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Did you hear about the Chinese brother's that tried to start a German Empire?

Turns out two Wongs don't make a Reich.

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A chinese couple had a baby

The baby turned out to be white. The father looked sternly at the mother and said: "Two Wongs don't make a white."

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An chinese dad sees his newborn child and is startled when he realises the kid is clearly white.

He runs to the doctor and asks:

"Doctor, is it even medically possible for me and my wife - both chinese - to have a caucasian-looking baby?"

The doctor, turns to him, thinks for a bit, and replies:

"No. Two Wongs don't make a white."

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An Asian couple had an albino baby.

Just goes to show, 2 Wongs can make a white.

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Did you hear about the Chinese couple who had an albino child?

It was a case of two Wongs making a white.

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Why can't Chinese have Caucasian children?

Because two Wongs don't make a white.

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TIL: The brothers who invented the airplane had Chinese parents...

I guess two Wongs can make a Wright.

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A Chinese couple have a baby.

After the birth, the nurse brings the baby around so that the proud mom and dad can see it for the first time. When the nurse passes the baby to the mother, the parents notice that the baby is Caucasian. "Not our baby!" the father protests. The nurse says, "Of course this is your baby, your wife just gave birth." The father says, "No not our baby. Two Wongs don't make a white."

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TIL: Phonebooks are banned in China

Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs, you might Wing the Wong number.

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What did the Asian man say to his wife when the hospital nursery tried to send them home with a blonde hair, blue-eye baby?

Hmmm... two Wongs don't make a white.

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Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

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Why can't an Asian couple have a white child?

Because two Wongs don't make a white.

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Mr. Wong and Ms. Chin get married and have a baby.

The baby comes out white. Being a little confused, Mr. Wong asks the doctor about this. Doctor says, "Two wongs make a white".

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Why can't an Oriental couple have a Caucasian child?

Because two Wongs don't make a white.

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Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a child with blonde hair and blue eyes?

I guess two Wongs really do make a white.

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A Chinese couple adopt a white baby...

A Chinese couple adopt a white baby.
Although it's obvious, everywhere they go, someone inevitably asks them if they adopted their child.

What? Of course we did! They'd say... Don't you know two Wongs don't make a white?

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Why were the two Chinese scientists having trouble cloning a caucasian?

Because two Wongs can't make a white.

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TIL: The American brothers who invented the airplane had Chinese parents...

Turns out two Wongs can make a Wright.

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Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first?

Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.

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Chinese brothers opened a dry cleaning service in town...

Two Wongs *can* make it white.

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Two midget asians sit atop each other and get makeup to look Caucasian for a movie, the director says no because

two wongs don't make a white

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Why is it so difficult to phone people in China?

The country is so full of Wings and Wongs, every time you wing you get the wong number.

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What?

I took my neighbors, Mr. and Mrs. Wong to the Hospital for the imminent birth of their new Baby. When the Baby was born, it was Caucasian. What's wrong with that, you might ask? Two Wongs don't make a White.

(groans expected......and justified)

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Why are there no phone books in China?

There are too many wings and wongs, so you might end up winging the wong number!

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A chinese father tells his 7 year old son he's adopted

His son replies: it's ok daddy I learned this in school already! 2 wongs don't make a white.

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TIL The brothers credited for inventing the airplane had Chinese parents...

Turns out two Wongs can make a Wright.

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A chinese couple, new parents, visit their doctor. "We're a little concerned about our son", the mother says...

..."He looks, well, caucasian!". The doctor has a look and agrees. " I see what you mean. Two wongs don't make a white". The parents nod. "By the way, what's his name?". The doctor asks. The father replies "Sum Ting Wong".

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Why are there no Chinese names in the phone book?

Because there's too many wings and too many wongs so you might wing the wong number.

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A man wants his house painted white while he's on vacation.

Looking through the newspaper he sees an ad for the Wong Brothers Painting Company.

He hires the Wong Brothers to paint his house white as he's preparing to leave for the week.

When his vacation is over he comes home and his house is *pink*.

Angry, he goes to the Wong Brothers and begs the question "*Why is my house pink?! I strictly asked for you to paint it white!*"

The Wong Brothers reply "Sorry, two Wongs don't make it white".

Credit to my father.

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I heard they banned phones now in China

Apparently there is so many Wings and so many Wongs they keep Winging the Wong number.

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Why is it so hard to use a Chinese phone book?

Well with so many Wings, and so many Wongs, you might Wing the Wong number.

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I used to think my Karate instructor was very wise.

However, yesterday my pregnant neighbour Mrs. Wong and her husband rushed to hospital.

When they came back today they had the baby with them so I figured I'd go say hi.

Strangest thing! The baby is Caucasian!

I couldn't believe my eyes, this whole time my instructor had been lying to me; two Wongs DO make a white!

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What are the most funny Wongs jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Wongs? Well, here are the best Wongs dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Wongs pick up lines to share with friends.

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