Wongs Jokes
78 wongs jokes and hilarious wongs puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about wongs that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short wongs jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The wongs humour may include short tang jokes also.
- A Chinese couple gave birth to an albino baby ...which just goes to show that two Wongs do make a white.
- A chinese couple had a baby The baby turned out to be white. The father looked sternly at the mother and said: "Two Wongs don't make a white."
- Benedict Cumberbatch and Benedict Wong are talking. Benedict Cumberbatch says "We have the same name!"
Benedict wong looks at him and says "Well, you're not Wong..." - Did you hear about the Chinese couple who had an albino child? It was a case of two Wongs making a white.
- Apparently the most common surname In China is Chang. ...correct me if you think that's Wong.
- I took a Marvel version of those "which character are you?" quiz. I thought I would get Doctor Strange. I was Wong
- What do you call an Asian guy in a lift. You shouldn't call him names.
It's Wong on so many levels. - TIL: The brothers who invented the airplane had Chinese parents... I guess two Wongs can make a Wright.
- A Chinese man wakes up on the beach with no memory. He says he thinks his name is Fred. But I think he might be Wong.
- Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book? There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.
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Wongs One Liners
Which wongs one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with wongs? I can suggest the ones about wright and rite.
- Why can't Chinese people have white babies? Because two Wongs don't make a white
- Why can't Asian couples have Caucasian babies? Because two Wongs don't make a white.
- I threw a Chinese man down the stairs... It was Wong on so many levels.
- I threw an Asian man down a flight of stairs. It was Wong on so many levels
- What do you call an Asian in an elevator Wong on so many levels
- Why can't two Chinese parents make a white child Two Wongs don't make a white
- I win every argument I have with my chinese friend... He's Wong, and I'm white.
- What do you call a Chinese man with a bad sense of direction? Wong Wei
- An Asian couple had an albino baby. Just goes to show, 2 Wongs can make a white.
- Why can't Chinese have Caucasian children? Because two Wongs don't make a white.
- I'm colorblind when it comes to race I guess you could say I don't know White from Wong
- What did the Chinese couple call their black baby? Sum Ting Wong
- I once kicked a chinese man down a staircase It was wong on so many levels
- I got into an argument with a chinese man... He was Wong I was white.
- A British man and a Chinese man were arguing One of them is Wright and the other is Wong.
Uplifting Wongs Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about wongs you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make wongs pranks.
TIL The brothers credited for inventing the airplane had Chinese parents...
Turns out two Wongs can make a Wright.
A chinese couple, new parents, visit their doctor. "We're a little concerned about our son", the mother says...
..."He looks, well, caucasian!". The doctor has a look and agrees. " I see what you mean. Two wongs don't make a white". The parents nod. "By the way, what's his name?". The doctor asks. The father replies "Sum Ting Wong".
Paramount is making a movie about a pair of Chinese race car drivers...
It's called "Two Wongs Don't Make a Right"
2 Wongs
How come you only see white couples with chinese kids and never chinese couples with white kids?
2 wongs don't make a white
Why can't the Chinese be n**...?
Two Wongs don't make a r**...
I heard they banned phones now in China
Apparently there is so many Wings and so many Wongs they keep Winging the Wong number.
What?
I took my neighbors, Mr. and Mrs. Wong to the Hospital for the imminent birth of their new Baby. When the Baby was born, it was Caucasian. What's wrong with that, you might ask? Two Wongs don't make a White.
(groans expected......and justified)
The Chinese Phonebook
China decided to make their own version of the Yellow Pages, but with all the Wings and Wongs, and Chans it was a mess. Finally they had decided to cancel the project people would Wing the Wong numbers.
Why wasn't the aeroplane invented in China?
Because two Wongs don't make a Wright.
I am looking for two Chinese people to help me improve legislation for animals in Asia.
That way, two wongs can make a right.
Why were the two Chinese scientists having trouble cloning a caucasian?
Because two Wongs can't make a white.
A chinese father tells his 7 year old son he's adopted
His son replies: it's ok daddy I learned this in school already! 2 wongs don't make a white.
I used to think my Karate instructor was very wise.
However, yesterday my pregnant neighbour Mrs. Wong and her husband rushed to hospital.
When they came back today they had the baby with them so I figured I'd go say hi.
Strangest thing! The baby is Caucasian!
I couldn't believe my eyes, this whole time my instructor had been lying to me; two Wongs DO make a white!
Did you hear about the Chinese brother's that tried to start a German Empire?
Turns out two Wongs don't make a r**....
Why doesn't China have a phone directory?
Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.
Mr. Wong and Ms. Chin get married and have a baby.
The baby comes out white. Being a little confused, Mr. Wong asks the doctor about this. Doctor says, "Two wongs make a white".
TIL four Chinese brothers attempted to invent the airplane but failed miserably
Apparently two Wongs don't make a Wright
TIL: Phonebooks are banned in China
Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs, you might Wing the Wong number.
I don't know why my two Chinese friends expected their baby to be caucasian.
Everyone knows
Two Wongs don't make a white.
Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first?
Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.
A Chinese couple is baffled when their baby comes out Caucasian.
They ask the doctor how it happened.
"I don't know. Two Wongs don't make a white."
Why cant a Chinese man and a Chinese woman procreate a Caucasian child?
Two wongs don't make a white!
Rockets? Maybe. But the Chinese haven't contributed to aviation.
After all, two Wongs don't make a Wright.
How did Chinese man find out his wife was cheating on him?
It's common knowledge that two Wongs don't make a white.
Two wrongs don't make a right
But three Wongs make a family
Why were the Asian brothers never able to pass their driving test?
Because two Wongs will never make a right.
How do you know there are no Asians leading the White Walker armies in Game of Thrones?
Because two Wongs don't make a wight.
What did the Asian man say to his wife when the hospital nursery tried to send them home with a blonde hair, blue-eye baby?
Hmmm... two Wongs don't make a white.
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Q:?why can't two Asians create a Caucasian ? A: because two Wongs don't make a white .
You know how there are so many Wings and Wongs?
In China there are so many Mr. Wings and Wongs that the next time you get your phone book you might wing the wong number.
A small traffic accident occurs at a busy intersection in Hong Kong.
l guess two Wongs don't make a right
Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a child with blonde hair and blue eyes?
I guess two Wongs really do make a white.
Why can't two asian parents have a Caucasian kid?
Two Wongs don't make a Wright.
I wish my last name was Wong
Because when I get married and have a kid I can name them Right to say that 2 Wongs do make a Right
Why is it so difficult to phone people in China?
The country is so full of Wings and Wongs, every time you wing you get the wong number.
New DNA tests have revealed that Orville and Wilbur's parents were actually Chinese.
So I guess that means two Wongs make a Wright.
A Chinese couple have a baby.
After the birth, the nurse brings the baby around so that the proud mom and dad can see it for the first time. When the nurse passes the baby to the mother, the parents notice that the baby is Caucasian. "Not our baby!" the father protests. The nurse says, "Of course this is your baby, your wife just gave birth." The father says, "No not our baby. Two Wongs don't make a white."
Two midget asians sit atop each other and get makeup to look Caucasian for a movie, the director says no because
two wongs don't make a white
Why are there no Chinese names in the phone book?
Because there's too many wings and too many wongs so you might wing the wong number.
An chinese dad sees his newborn child and is startled when he realises the kid is clearly white.
He runs to the doctor and asks:
"Doctor, is it even medically possible for me and my wife - both chinese - to have a caucasian-looking baby?"
The doctor, turns to him, thinks for a bit, and replies:
"No. Two Wongs don't make a white."
Chinese brothers opened a dry cleaning service in town...
Two Wongs *can* make it white.
A Chinese couple adopt a white baby...
A Chinese couple adopt a white baby.
Although it's obvious, everywhere they go, someone inevitably asks them if they adopted their child.
What? Of course we did! They'd say... Don't you know two Wongs don't make a white?
Chinese taxi drivers
What do you call two Chinese taxi drivers that can't turn at the same time?
Two Wongs that can't take a right.
The Wong Brothers Painting Company was hired to paint Rick's house white while he was on vacation. He came back to a blue home.
Two Wongs don't make it white.
Why don't people like using Chinese phonebooks?
Because there is so many wings and wongs, you might wing the wong number!
You know what two Wongs don't make?
A white...
Why are there no phones in China?
There's so many wings and wongs you might wing the wong number
Two old men were sitting on their porch,
watching traffic go by.
Ralph, was that the Wong family from down the road?
Yeah, Fred, it was.
Huh.... guess I was wrong.
What are you talking about?
Two Wongs can make a right.
Shut up Fred
Why couldn't the Wong brothers get their prototype plane to fly?
Because two Wongs don't make a Wright.
California Census
When California was determining its census rules, a law similar to the three fifths compromise was considered, under which two Asian Americans would be counted the same as one caucasian.
The law was rejected, because the lawmakers all agreed that two Wongs don't make a white.
Research from China shows the Coronavirus really attacks the Lungs
As well as the Chans, Wongs, Lees and Lins.
one of the best documentarys
ive ever watched on netflix is about a chinese couple who didnt board the Malaysian flight 370 (one that disappeared) when they should have done. All sorts of conspiracy theories. worth a watch, highly recommended.
It's called 2 wongs dont make a flight
Mr and Mrs Wong have a baby
When the baby is born, Mr Wong immediately knows that Mrs Wong has cheated on him...
Because two Wongs don't make a white.
