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27 wong name jokes and hilarious wong name puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about wong name that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Wong Name Short Jokes

Short wong name jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The wong name humour may include short asian wong jokes also.

  1. Benedict Cumberbatch and Benedict Wong are talking. Benedict Cumberbatch says "We have the same name!"
    Benedict wong looks at him and says "Well, you're not Wong..."
  2. What do you call an Asian guy in a lift. You shouldn't call him names.
    It's Wong on so many levels.
  3. A Chinese man wakes up on the beach with no memory. He says he thinks his name is Fred. But I think he might be Wong.
  4. I want to create a Disney channel sitcom about an irreverent Chinese kid... and name it "That's so Wong!"
  5. Why are there no Chinese names in the phone book? Because there's too many wings and too many wongs so you might wing the wong number.
  6. I wish my last name was Wong Because when I get married and have a kid I can name them Right to say that 2 Wongs do make a Right
  7. Jin Wong works in construction He had some of his tools and levels stolen so now he puts his name on his stuff..
    Now everywhere I look its just Wong on so many levels..
  8. After years of trying a Chinese couple, the Wong's, finally get pregnant. With much anticipation Mrs. Wong delivers a beautiful Hispanic baby boy.. Mr. Wong names him Sum Ting.
  9. I recently traveled to China and learned that you can beat up people there with specific last names with no repercussions... Although you need to make sure you don't mess with the Wong guys.
  10. Some chinese guy opened a book store, but never got any customer. He named the place ''Wong Fu King Book Store''

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Wong Name One Liners

Which wong name one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with wong name? I can suggest the ones about don wong and asian name.

  1. A Chinese couple have a black baby. They name him Sum Ting Wong.
  2. I met a blonde Asian today. His name was Som Ting Wong
  3. So an Asian couple have a black baby Q: What do they name it?
    A: Sum-Ting Wong
  4. Making fun of Chinese names is not funny! That's So Wong!
  5. What did the asian couple name their black baby? Sum sing wong
  6. What is the name of the Asian pointing out everyones mistakes? Xu wong

Wong Name Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about wong name you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean wu tang jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make wong name pranks.

A Chinese couple named Mr. and Mrs. Wong went to the hospital to have a baby...

Mrs. Wong had the baby soon after they arrived, and after they got to see their child, a nurse took it away for medical examinations. When she returned, she was carrying a white baby, not an Asian one. Mr. Wong was surprised and a little annoyed at the mistake and curtly told the nurse to go back and get their actual baby. The nurse insisted that it was the correct child, but Mr. Wong was positive that a mistake had been made, because, as he put it, "Two Wongs don't make a white."

A chinese couple, new parents, visit their doctor. "We're a little concerned about our son", the mother says...

..."He looks, well, caucasian!". The doctor has a look and agrees. " I see what you mean. Two wongs don't make a white". The parents nod. "By the way, what's his name?". The doctor asks. The father replies "Sum Ting Wong".

Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a r**... baby?

They named him Sum Ting Wong.
*(I'm sorry)*

A chinese couple moves to Africa

and the woman soon becomes pregnant. 9 months later, the woman gives birth to a half African and half Chinese baby. The man names the baby Sum Ting Wong.

7 mildly offensive jokes

**What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? **
A speech impediment.
**What's the Cuban National Anthem? **
Row row row your boat.
**What's the fastest way to a man's heart? **
Through his chest with a sharp knife.
**Did you hear about the Chinese couple who had a r**... baby? **
They named him Sum Ting Wong.
**Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good looking? **
Because those men already have boyfriends.
**What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? **
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
**What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? **
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.