wong Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious wong puns

I threw a Chinese man down the stairs...

It was Wong on so many levels.

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I threw an Asian man down a flight of stairs.

It was Wong on so many levels

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What do you call an Asian in an elevator

Wong on so many levels

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I had sex with a chinese girl on an elevator

I was fucking Wong on so many levels

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I threw a Chinese guy down the stairs

It was Wong on so many levels

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A couple Mr and Mrs Wong are trying for a baby,

Mrs Wong eventually gets a positive pregnancy test, but Mr wong is suspicious as he did the maths and the dates didnt quite add up.

He doesnt question anything and has faith in his wife, Later as she gives birth they are both overcome with joy.

Until Mr wong looks at the baby and calls his wife a whore saying he knew she had slept around,
She questions 'What's the matter of course he is yours!'
He replied 'oh come on two Wongs dont make a white'

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A Chinese couple named Mr. and Mrs. Wong went to the hospital to have a baby...

Mrs. Wong had the baby soon after they arrived, and after they got to see their child, a nurse took it away for medical examinations. When she returned, she was carrying a white baby, not an Asian one. Mr. Wong was surprised and a little annoyed at the mistake and curtly told the nurse to go back and get their actual baby. The nurse insisted that it was the correct child, but Mr. Wong was positive that a mistake had been made, because, as he put it, "Two Wongs don't make a white."

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I win every argument I have with my chinese friend...

He's Wong, and I'm white.

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What do you call a Chinese man with a bad sense of direction?

Wong Wei

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Chinese Sick Leave

Wong calls his boss in the morning telling him he was feeling sick and couldn't come to work.

His boss says, "You know what Wong? Sometimes when I feel sick I ask my wife for sex. I feel better then. You should do the same."

Wong agrees and three hours later he calls his boss again.

"I do what you say and I feel better now. I come to work in a while... By the way, you have very nice house."

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What did the asian parents call their retarded son?

Sum ting wong

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Apparently the most common surname In China is Chang.

...correct me if you think that's Wong.

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I'm colorblind when it comes to race

I guess you could say I don't know White from Wong

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What do you call an Asian guy in a lift.

You shouldn't call him names.
It's Wong on so many levels.

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What did the Chinese couple call their black baby?

Sum Ting Wong

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A Chinese man wakes up on the beach with no memory. He says he thinks his name is Fred.

But I think he might be Wong.

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TIL: Phonebooks are banned in China

Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs, you might Wing the Wong number.

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Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

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I once kicked a chinese man down a staircase

It was wong on so many levels

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Mr. Wong and Ms. Chin get married and have a baby.

The baby comes out white. Being a little confused, Mr. Wong asks the doctor about this. Doctor says, "Two wongs make a white".

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I got into an argument with a chinese man...

He was Wong I was white.

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The trouble with having an Asian fetish AND a foot fetish...

You're bound to get off on the Wong foot.

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I want to create a Disney channel sitcom about an irreverent Chinese kid...

and name it "That's so Wong!"

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A British man and a Chinese man were arguing

One of them is Wright and the other is Wong.

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What did the chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

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How can u tell the difference between a Caucasian and an asian?

One is white, the other is Wong

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Why is it so difficult to phone people in China?

The country is so full of Wings and Wongs, every time you wing you get the wong number.

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Why is it so difficult to call Chinese people?

There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.

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What?

I took my neighbors, Mr. and Mrs. Wong to the Hospital for the imminent birth of their new Baby. When the Baby was born, it was Caucasian. What's wrong with that, you might ask? Two Wongs don't make a White.

(groans expected......and justified)

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A chinese couple, new parents, visit their doctor. "We're a little concerned about our son", the mother says...

..."He looks, well, caucasian!". The doctor has a look and agrees. " I see what you mean. Two wongs don't make a white". The parents nod. "By the way, what's his name?". The doctor asks. The father replies "Sum Ting Wong".

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Why are there no Chinese names in the phone book?

Because there's too many wings and too many wongs so you might wing the wong number.

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Asian phone book

Do you know why Asians have a phone book?

Because there's so many Wing and so many Wong someone might Wing the Wong number

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Why are there no phone books in China?

There are too many wings and wongs, so you might end up winging the wong number!

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did you hear about the Chinese lift repairman?

, it was Wong on so many levels.

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[NO SPOILERS] What do you call Doctor Strange's assistant in an elevator?

Wong on so many levels.

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What are the most funny Wong jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Wong? Well, here are the best Wong dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Wong pick up lines to share with friends.

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