Wong Jokes

Funniest Wong Short Jokes

Short wong jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The wong humour may include short takeout jokes also.

1. A Chinese couple gave birth to an albino baby ...which just goes to show that two Wongs do make a white.
2. A chinese couple had a baby The baby turned out to be white. The father looked sternly at the mother and said: "Two Wongs don't make a white."
3. Benedict Cumberbatch and Benedict Wong are talking. Benedict Cumberbatch says "We have the same name!"
   Benedict Wong looks at him and says "Well, you're not Wong..."
4. Did you hear about the Chinese couple who had an albino child? It was a case of two Wongs making a white.
5. Apparently the most common surname In China is Chang. ...correct me if you think that's Wong.
6. I took a Marvel version of those "which character are you?" quiz. I thought I would get Doctor Strange. I was Wong
7. What do you call an Asian guy in a lift. You shouldn't call him names.
   It's Wong on so many levels.
8. TIL: The brothers who invented the airplane had Chinese parents... I guess two Wongs can make a Wright.
9. A Chinese man wakes up on the beach with no memory. He says he thinks his name is Fred. But I think he might be Wong.
10. Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book? There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

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Wong One Liners

Which wong one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with wong? I can suggest the ones about chef and delivery.

1. Why can't Chinese people have white babies? Because two Wongs don't make a white
2. Why can't Asian couples have Caucasian babies? Because two Wongs don't make a white.
3. I threw a Chinese man down the stairs... It was Wong on so many levels.
4. I threw an Asian man down a flight of stairs. It was Wong on so many levels
5. What do you call an Asian in an elevator Wong on so many levels
6. Why can't two Chinese parents make a white child Two Wongs don't make a white
7. I win every argument I have with my chinese friend... He's Wong, and I'm white.
8. What do you call a Chinese man with a bad sense of direction? Wong Wei
9. An Asian couple had an albino baby. Just goes to show, 2 Wongs can make a white.
10. Why can't Chinese have Caucasian children? Because two Wongs don't make a white.
11. I'm colorblind when it comes to race I guess you could say I don't know White from Wong
12. What did the Chinese couple call their black baby? Sum Ting Wong
13. I once kicked a chinese man down a staircase It was wong on so many levels
14. I got into an argument with a chinese man... He was Wong I was white.
15. A British man and a Chinese man were arguing One of them is Wright and the other is Wong.

Don Wong Jokes

Here is a list of funny don wong jokes and even better don wong puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I told my wife I had a dream that in a previous life she was Chinese... ... She told me that was impossible because she has never been Wong.
• TIL: Phonebooks are banned in China Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs, you might Wing the Wong number.
• Mr and Mrs Wong have a baby When the baby is born, Mr Wong immediately knows that Mrs Wong has cheated on him...
  Because two Wongs don't make a white.
• What did the Asian man say to his wife when the hospital nursery tried to send them home with a blonde hair, blue-eye baby? Hmmm... two Wongs don't make a white.
• Mr. Wong and Ms. Chin get married and have a baby. The baby comes out white. Being a little confused, Mr. Wong asks the doctor about this. Doctor says, "Two wongs make a white".
• Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a child with blonde hair and blue eyes? I guess two Wongs really do make a white.
• Why were the two Chinese scientists having trouble cloning a caucasian? Because two Wongs can't make a white.
• I want to create a Disney channel sitcom about an irreverent Chinese kid... and name it "That's so Wong!"
• Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first? Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.
• There was that asian guy who fell down a bunch of stairs It was Wong on so many levels

Asian Wong Jokes

Here is a list of funny asian wong jokes and even better asian wong puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Have you heard about the controversy regarding asians westernizing their surnames? Honestly, it's hard to know who's White or Wong.
• Why do asians hate arguing with me Because I'm white and they're always wong
• Two midget asians sit atop each other and get makeup to look Caucasian for a movie, the director says no because two wongs don't make a white
• How can u tell the difference between a Caucasian and an asian? One is white, the other is Wong
• Asian phone book Do you know why Asians have a phone book?
  Because there's so many Wing and so many Wong someone might Wing the Wong number
• What do you say to someone who threw an Asian guy down the stairs? That is Wong on so many levels.
• How can you tell the difference between a Caucasian and an Asian? If they're not white, they're wong.
• Id never make fun of an asian pilot I think its just plane wong
• My girlfriend says there's no difference between Asians and Caucasians. She really can't tell White from Wong.
• How do you know there are no Asians leading the White Walker armies in Game of Thrones? Because two Wongs don't make a wight.

Wong Name Jokes

Here is a list of funny wong name jokes and even better wong name puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why are there no Chinese names in the phone book? Because there's too many wings and too many wongs so you might wing the wong number.
• A Chinese couple have a black baby. They name him Sum Ting Wong.
• I wish my last name was Wong Because when I get married and have a kid I can name them Right to say that 2 Wongs do make a Right
• Jin Wong works in construction He had some of his tools and levels stolen so now he puts his name on his stuff..
  Now everywhere I look its just Wong on so many levels..
• I met a blonde Asian today. His name was Som Ting Wong
• After years of trying a Chinese couple, the Wong's, finally get pregnant. With much anticipation Mrs. Wong delivers a beautiful Hispanic baby boy.. Mr. Wong names him Sum Ting.
• I recently traveled to China and learned that you can beat up people there with specific last names with no repercussions... Although you need to make sure you don't mess with the Wong guys.
• Some chinese guy opened a book store, but never got any customer. He named the place ''Wong Fu King Book Store''
• A chinese couple moves to Africa and the woman soon becomes pregnant. 9 months later, the woman gives birth to a half African and half Chinese baby. The man names the baby Sum Ting Wong.
• So an Asian couple have a black baby Q: What do they name it?
  A: Sum-Ting Wong

Entertaining Wong Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone

What funny jokes about wong you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean don wong jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make wong pranks.