Wong Jokes

Funniest Wong Short Jokes

Short wong jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The wong humour may include short takeout jokes also.

1. Benedict Cumberbatch and Benedict Wong are talking. Benedict Cumberbatch says "We have the same name!"
   Benedict Wong looks at him and says "Well, you're not Wong..."
2. Apparently the most common surname In China is Chang. ...correct me if you think that's Wong.
3. I took a Marvel version of those "which character are you?" quiz. I thought I would get Doctor Strange. I was Wong
4. A Chinese man wakes up on the beach with no memory. He says he thinks his name is Fred. But I think he might be Wong.
5. I told my wife I had a dream that in a previous life she was Chinese... ... She told me that was impossible because she has never been Wong.
6. TIL: Phonebooks are banned in China Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs, you might Wing the Wong number.
7. I want to create a Disney channel sitcom about an irreverent Chinese kid... and name it "That's so Wong!"
8. Have you heard about the controversy regarding asians westernizing their surnames? Honestly, it's hard to know who's White or Wong.
9. Asian phone book Do you know why Asians have a phone book?
   Because there's so many Wing and so many Wong someone might Wing the Wong number
10. Why are there no phones in China? There's so many wings and wongs you might wing the wong number

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Wong One Liners

Which wong one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with wong? I can suggest the ones about chef and delivery.

1. I win every argument I have with my chinese friend... He's Wong, and I'm white.
2. I'm colorblind when it comes to race I guess you could say I don't know White from Wong
3. I got into an argument with a chinese man... He was Wong I was white.
4. A British man and a Chinese man were arguing One of them is Wright and the other is Wong.
5. There was that asian guy who fell down a bunch of stairs It was Wong on so many levels
6. What did the chinese guy tell the police when he was caught? You got the Wong guy.
7. did you hear about the Chinese lift repairman? , it was Wong on so many levels.
8. I am pretty sure I don't have any chinese ancestors... but I could be Wong.
9. I'm not wacist, I'm just good at telling white from wong.
10. Id never make fun of an asian pilot I think its just plane wong
11. A Chinese couple have a black baby. They name him Sum Ting Wong.
12. They've got internet for vehicles in Hong Kong too... They call it Wong Kar-Wai fi.
13. A Chinese man walks into a bar... and the bartender says, " Why the Wong face?"
14. I met a blonde Asian today. His name was Som Ting Wong
15. Why did the guy get a ticket while driving in Chinatown? He drove down the Wong Street.

Don Wong Jokes

Here is a list of funny don wong jokes and even better don wong puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• [NO SPOILERS] What do you call Doctor Strange's assistant in an elevator? Wong on so many levels.
• My girlfriend says there's no difference between Asians and Caucasians. She really can't tell White from Wong.
• In the Chinese version of "Fight Club" the main character thought he had befriended a crazy anarchist. Turns out he was Wong the whole time.
• The Wong Brothers Painting Company was hired to paint Rick's house white while he was on vacation. He came back to a blue home. Two Wongs don't make it white.
• My Chinese friend accused me of being racist the other day. Personally, I think she's wong.
• Jin Wong works in construction He had some of his tools and levels stolen so now he puts his name on his stuff..
  Now everywhere I look its just Wong on so many levels..
• A small traffic accident occurs at a busy intersection in Hong Kong. l guess two Wongs don't make a right
• You know how there are so many Wings and Wongs? In China there are so many Mr. Wings and Wongs that the next time you get your phone book you might wing the wong number.
• A Chinese man is calling his friend He says, "Hey Wing, this is Wong."
  The man on the other line replies, "Sorry Wong, I think you wing the wong number."
• A man walks onto a bus full of asian people dressed as skeletons and asks: I'm trying to get to manchester, is this the wight bus or the wong bus?

Asian Wong Jokes

Here is a list of funny asian wong jokes and even better asian wong puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• An Asian man walked into a bar, clearly distraught Bartender says, "Why the Wong face?"
• I played thru Super Mario World with an Asian guy. It was Wong on so many levels.
• 3 years ago an Asianic plane crashed. The news station told me there was Sum Ting Wong...
• So an Asian couple have a black baby Q: What do they name it?
  A: Sum-Ting Wong
• What did the asian man say when he saw a dog. I am wong ting it for dinner.
• What is the name of the Asian pointing out everyones mistakes? Xu wong

Wong Name Jokes

Here is a list of funny wong name jokes and even better wong name puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• After years of trying a Chinese couple, the Wong's, finally get pregnant. With much anticipation Mrs. Wong delivers a beautiful Hispanic baby boy.. Mr. Wong names him Sum Ting.
• Some chinese guy opened a book store, but never got any customer. He named the place ''Wong Fu King Book Store''
• A chinese couple moves to Africa and the woman soon becomes pregnant. 9 months later, the woman gives birth to a half African and half Chinese baby. The man names the baby Sum Ting Wong.
• Making fun of Chinese names is not funny! That's So Wong!

Entertaining Wong Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone

What funny jokes about wong you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean don wong jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make wong pranks.