Wonder Jokes
148 wonder jokes and hilarious wonder puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about wonder that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Wonder Short Jokes
Short wonder jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The wonder humour may include short jokes also.
- Ever wonder how a Jehovah's Witness spreads their word during Covid? Now that you're here, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?
- "Jesus loves you" is a wonderful thing to hear in church. But a horrible thing to hear in a mexican prison.
- I broke up with a guy years ago due to his obsession with counting... .... I wonder what he's up to these days.
- My crush just sneezed and I accidentally replied "bless you !" Now she's staring at the bush, wondering who said that.
- I accidentally said Gazuntite after my crush sneezed. Now she's staring at the bushes wondering who said that.
- Broke up with an ex years ago because she had a weird obsession with counting… I wonder what she's up to nowadays
- One spelling mistake can completely ruin your marriage I accidentally texted my wife I'm having a wonderful time. I wish you were her.
- My friend told me about a wonder food that he discovered that contains protein, fiber, and good fats "That's nut!" I exclaimed.
- I was wondering where you guys get all these funny dad jokes from? Then I came to the conclusion that they're just all kept in a dadabase.....
I'll see myself out
🚪🚶🏾♂️ - I always wondered why you hear stories of vampires in Europe but never Africa. Then I remembered vampires are killed by holy water, and they bless the rain down in Africa
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Wonder One Liners
Which wonder one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with wonder? I can suggest the ones about and .
- Why couldn't stevie wonder see his friends? Because he 's married.
- What's black and screams Stevie wonder answering the iron
- Ever wonder why Ariel wears seashells? Because she outgrew the B-shell
- What would you call a Crossover between Wonder Woman and Transformers? amazon Prime.
- Somebody said that my dad's gay And i'm wondering, Which one?
- Apparently one in three people cheat. I wonder if it's my wife or my girlfriend.
- Relationships are like Algebra... You look at your X and wonder Y.
- This morning I was wondering why the sun wasn't rising... And then it dawned on me
- What do you call a tennis match between helen keller and Stevie Wonder? Endless love
- Smoking is a scientific wonder! It kills people, but cure salmon.
- I wonder what my wife's favourite US state is. Maybe Alaska.
- I wonder if tap dancers.... Look at a floor and think "I'd tap that"
- Love is a lot like algebra... ... You look at your X and wonder Y!
- Children's laughter can be a wonderful thing Unless its 2AM and you don't have any kids.
- If I had a dollar for every time I was suspicious ... I'd wonder why.
Stevie Wonder Jokes
Here is a list of funny stevie wonder jokes and even better stevie wonder puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Did you hear about Stevie Wonder getting a cheese grater for his birthday? He said it was the most violent book he'd ever read.
- I just heard Stevie wonder is a Terrible father... He never sees his kids
- WAS BARRY WHITE ? WAS CILLA BLACK ? WAS JAMES BROWN ? SURE MAKES STEVIE WONDER
- Why couldn't stevie wonder drive the bus? There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.
- Why can't Stevie Wonder see his mates? Because he's married.
- I wrote a book called Endless Love It's about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller
- Was Cilla black? Was Barry white? Was Marvin gay? It doesn't really matter - it's just that Stevie wonders.
- What is black and screams real loud? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
- 2 "black" questions that aren't racist. What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawking in a house fire.
What's black and screaming? Stevie Wonder answering the iron. - Stevie Wonder walks into a bar... And a table, and a chair.
Wonder Woman Jokes
Here is a list of funny wonder woman jokes and even better wonder woman puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- If Wonder Woman and Spiderman went into business together would they call it Amazon Web Services?
- Wonder Woman earned $300 million worldwide in first week. "Wonder Man" earned $400 million for doing the same job.
- I just watched Wonder Woman 1984 and I had zero idea what was going on. Guess I shouldn't have skipped the other 1,983 movies.
- Did you hear about the guy who dated Supergirl and Wonder Woman? Turns out, he was a heroine addict
- Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff? Amazon.
- My wife asked me how Wonder Woman got her new sword in the Justice League movie... I told her that she must have Amazon Prime
- If Wonder Woman is the best female warrior Would that make her Amazon Prime?
- He: "You are the nicest, most wonderful, and most beautiful woman, that I ever met!"... She: "Ah, you only want to get me in your bed."
He: "And you are intelligent as well." - Wonder Woman would have been a much better movie without all the product placement. 2 and a half hours of Amazon this and Amazon that... sheesh.
- Just met up with my heroine dealer. Got three Wonder Womans and a She-Ra.
Stevie Wonder Blind Jokes
Here is a list of funny stevie wonder blind jokes and even better stevie wonder blind puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- How did Stevie Wonder respond when asked how he coped with being blind? At least I'm not black.
- Stevie Wonder should be on The Voice He'd probably kill the blind auditions.
- How did Stevie Wonder meet his wife? On a blind date
- Stevie Wonder (a bit racist) Stevie wonder was asked during an interview what it felt like to be blind. He answered, "its not so bad. It could be worse, I could be black"
- Where does Stevie Wonder park his car? In blind spots.
- In a blind taste test ...Stevie Wonder was delicious
- Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he might be blind, but at least he's not black
- Why is Stevie wonders calendar like meeting people on tinder? It's all blind dates...
- I devised a test to see if people prefer Ray Charles or Stevie Wonder... It's a double blind study.
- I feel bad for Ray Charles about the whole Stevie Wonder thing... I mean another blind black piano player? There's no way he saw that coming.
Wonder Drug Jokes
Here is a list of funny wonder drug jokes and even better wonder drug puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Why is Bill Cosby like the The Wizard of Oz? Cosby Cosby Cosby Cosby cos, because of the wonderful things he drugs
- As i see a homeless man asking for some money and i wonder, should i really let money get wasted on drugs?... Nah i better give them to this homeless guy
- I was walking through the countryside and I thought to myself, "The world is a wonderful and beautiful place why would anyone ever do drugs?" ...Then I remembered I was on drugs.
- What is wonder woman's favorite drug? Heroine.
- You know the joke about the guy who buys his shoes from his drug dealer? I wonder why he chose that dude to be his sole supplier.
- What do you call it when Wonder Woman does too many drugs? Heroine overdose
- A drug dealer gave me shoes I wonder what their laced with
Wonder Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about wonder you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make wonder pranks.
I was wondering the other day...
I was wondering the other day what our parents must have done for entertainment before television was popular and affordable. I asked my 38 brothers and sisters if they had any ideas, but none of them could suggest an answer either.
I was wondering...
since there are great white sharks, how come there aren't any great black sharks? Then i realized even if there were, they probably couldn't swim...
What did the Wonderbra say to the regular bra?
Do you even lift?
Have you ever wondered whether it is your dog or your wife who is your real friend?
Yes? Well if you have, just try this experiment...
Put your dog and your wife in the boot of the car for an hour.
When you open the trunk, which one is really happy to see you?
How Wonderful
Did you hear the story of the man that had the great honor of being crushed by a steam roller?
He was flattered
Everyone always wonders why I call my friend Gregory, "Y"...
Everyone always wonders why I call my friend Gregory, "Y" ...
Well, his name is Greg-or-y... so I chose "Y."
I've always wondered why Rolf Harris never played any string instruments
But I guess he figured out other ways to finger a minor
Have you ever wondered why, during a crisis, they let women and children go first?
It's so the men can have some peace and quiet while they think about what to do.
So I was wondering whether any of my friends could possibly teach me quidditch...
...and then I thought, "wait a minute, I know one. Oliver would".
I was wondering what my parents did without the internet
and none of my 7 siblings could tell me
Wondering why "c**..." has become the new insult of choice among basement dwellers and neck beards?
They finally found an insult that can never be used against them.
I always wondered why Pikachu's electric shock blasts off team rocket but not Ash.
I guess Ash is just better grounded.
Have you ever wondered why Severus Snape taught Potions and not Herbology?
It's because his Lily died.
I've always wondered what periods were like...
Could someone give me a demenstruation
I was wondering how close the twister was...
The answer blew me away
Ever wondered why written jokes about mailmen are generally unfunny?
They are all about delivery.
Ever wondered why china has over 1 billion population?
Cause the c**... they use is "Made in china"
I always wondered what the job application is like at h**....
Do they just give you a bra and say, "Here, fill this out?"
I've always wondered what mothballs smelled like.
But I could never get their tiny legs apart to find out.
At first I wondered.. How on earth does Hillary Clinton sleep at night?
Then I realised - First she *lies* on one side, then she *lies* on the other.
I wondered what my parents did to kill boredom before the internet.
I mean, I asked my 26 brothers and sisters and none of them had a clue.
Ever wondered why starwars episode 4,5 and 6 came before episode 1,2 and 3.
Because, incharge of scheduling Yoda was
I've always wondered why china have such a high population.
Today I found out, their Condoms are made in China!
if you've ever wondered what it'd be like to be married ...
Find a woman who doesn't want to have s**... with you, and buy her a house.
I always wondered why there is such a high rate of divorce among tennis players
Then I realized love means nothing to them.
I was wondering why the book about s**... I bought had positions like the "hammer and sickle" and "government mandated equality"
Then I realized I was reading the c**... Sutra.
I wonder...
I always wondered what my parents did to pass time before things like the internet and TVs were invented.
I asked my 26 siblings for advice.
I was wondering why my computer was getting so hot.
I guess it just needed to vent.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger
Then it hit me
Ever wondered why there's no Congressional Basketball game?
Because Congress can't pass anything.
I was wondering why people keep looking at the cars while crossing the road
Then it hit me.
Have you ever wondered what 15.7 billion USD smelt like?
Elon's Musk
What is 6.9?
Something wonderful ruined by a period
For those of you wondering what it's like to be married
I just found out this morning I'm on day 3 of an argument I didn't know I was having.
I've been wondering what the eclipse looks like...
But I've been kept in the dark.
Have you ever wondered if someone made it to their destination?
There there, they're there.
I wondered why the frisbee was getting larger every second
Then it hit me.
I've always wondered how vegans survived
No meat, no milk and no eggs. How do they do it? But that's when I realized...
They feed off of attention.
I've often wondered what my personal life would be lacking if I'd keep training and become a champion marksman…
…but I realised I wouldn't miss much
(Thought on this driving and wanted to share)
I was wondering what my parents did for fun before the internet
I had no idea and neither did any of my 27 brothers and sisters
I wondered what my parents did to pass time when they were younger.
I asked my 19 brothers and sisters but they didn't know either.
I always wondered what would happen if I ran from the cops
I was stunned when I tried it.
I was wondering why it was so dark outside...
Then it dawned on me
One of the most wonderful things in life is to wake up and enjoy a cuddle with somebody
I know my cellmate loves it
Have you ever wondered what it's like to be blind?
Well, my friends! Look no further...!
I've always wondered what my parents did to ease boredom before the internet was invented
My 19 brothers and sisters don't seem to know either.
Ever wondered why bread is just like the sun?
It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist
I was wondering why my hamster was so fat...
Then it became a parent.
I was wondering why a guy was throwing rocks at me
And then it hit me.
I've always wondered what my parents did for fun before the internet...
So I asked my 27 brothers and sisters and they don't know either.
I always wondered why a frisbee gets bigger as it gets closer.
And then it hit me.
I always wondered how in Goldilocks, the same serving of porridge could be too hot, too cold and just right at the same time.
Then I remembered Hot Pockets
I've often wondered why Chinese people prefer open-coffin funerals...
But I guess seeing is bereaving.
I have been wondering for a long time, what unfaithful women eat.
Food for thot.
Have you ever wondered about those people who pay a fortune for those little bottles of Evian water?
Try spelling Evian backwards!
I was wondering what my parents did in their free time when they were young
I asked my 27 siblings and they didn't know either.
Ever wondered why Australia is never in front of you?
Because it's out back
I always wondered why gun barrels tasted salty
Until I realized I'm always crying when I put one in my mouth
Just wondering why Nike didn't pick Tanya Harding for it's ads.
Wasn't she the first one to take a knee?
I've always wondered about the price of pies around the world
In the Bahamas they're $9 a pie.
In Jamaica they're $8 a pie.
In Cuba they're $7 a pie.
And those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
A wonderful birthday poem
**MARCUS:** Happy birthday, Bob. I have a poem for you.
**BOB:** Cool! Let me hear it!
**MARCUS:** Don't worry about the past — you can't change it.
Don't worry about the future — you can't predict it.
And don't worry about the present — I didn't get you one.
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting larger and larger.
And then it hit me.
Ever wondered why China doesn't have a baseball team?
Because they ate all their bats.
I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger...
then it hit me.
I always wondered why bird flying in V formation would have one side longer than the other...
Turns out it's because there are more birds on that side.
I kept wondering why the ball was floating in front of me
Then it hit me
I was wondering why British people pronounce it as Bri-ish.
Then I realised that they drank all the tea.
I've always wondered what parents used to do for fun before the internet.
I'll go ask my twelve brothers and sisters.
I was wondering why there were so many stories about vampires in Europe, but not in Africa, and than I realized Vampires are killed by Holy water...
They blessed the rains down in Africa.
I was wondering why there are so many stories about vampires in Europe but not in África. Then i realised vampires are killed by holy water.
They bless the rains down in Africa .
Credits to u/Josh1804
I always wondered where those little cans of soda came from until I carefully read the writing on one...
...it said, "Made in Halfcanistan"
Just wondering, do you think it's alright for me to start drinking as soon as the kids are in school ?
Or am I just a terrible Teacher ?
I always wondered why rock didn't beat paper in rock paper scissors
Turns out rock just couldn't cut it
I was wondering why the football kept getting bigger and bigger....
And then it hit me
Have you ever wondered why horses are so happy?
It's because they have a stable home life.
Wonderwall
My wife asks me if I could stop singing Wonderwall?
I said maybe
I was wondering why the ball kept on getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
Always wondered about using oak instead of silicon for breast implants
Be a lot firmer, wooden t**...?
I was wondering why this ball was getting bigger and bigger
But then it hit me.
Wondering how to pass time until your own cake day joke?
Just bake it till you make it!
Okay, I stole that pun, but I really couldn't have done it batter myself.
That batter pun was terrible, I'll beat it now.
Sorry, I know I'm on thin icing here, but this left me in tiers.
Anyway, I've got a lot on my plate today, I'm going to piece out.
I was wondering why my printer made music.
Turns out it was just jamming.
I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger….
Then it hit me.