The Best 76 Wond Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Wond jokes. There are some wond born jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these wond people puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

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I was wondering the other day...

I was wondering the other day what our parents must have done for entertainment before television was popular and affordable. I asked my 38 brothers and sisters if they had any ideas, but none of them could suggest an answer either.

I was wondering...

since there are great white sharks, how come there aren't any great black sharks? Then i realized even if there were, they probably couldn't swim...

What did the Wonderbra say to the regular bra?

Do you even lift?

Wond joke, What did the Wonderbra say to the regular bra?

Have you ever wondered whether it is your dog or your wife who is your real friend?

Yes? Well if you have, just try this experiment...

Put your dog and your wife in the boot of the car for an hour.

When you open the trunk, which one is really happy to see you?

How Wonderful

Did you hear the story of the man that had the great honor of being crushed by a steam roller?

He was flattered


Everyone always wonders why I call my friend Gregory, "Y"...

Everyone always wonders why I call my friend Gregory, "Y" ...

Well, his name is Greg-or-y... so I chose "Y."

Have you ever wondered why, during a crisis, they let women and children go first?

It's so the men can have some peace and quiet while they think about what to do.

Wond joke, Have you ever wondered why, during a crisis, they let women and children go first?

So I was wondering whether any of my friends could possibly teach me quidditch...

...and then I thought, "wait a minute, I know one. Oliver would".

I was wondering what my parents did without the internet

and none of my 7 siblings could tell me

Wondering why "cuck" has become the new insult of choice among basement dwellers and neck beards?

They finally found an insult that can never be used against them.

I always wondered why Pikachu's electric shock blasts off team rocket but not Ash.

I guess Ash is just better grounded.

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Have you ever wondered why Severus Snape taught Potions and not Herbology?

It's because his Lily died.

I've always wondered what periods were like...

Could someone give me a demenstruation

I was wondering how close the twister was...

The answer blew me away

Ever wondered why written jokes about mailmen are generally unfunny?

They are all about delivery.

I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters.

Do they just give you a bra and say, "Here, fill this out?"

Wond joke, I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters.

I've always wondered what mothballs smelled like.

But I could never get their tiny legs apart to find out.

At first I wondered.. How on earth does Hillary Clinton sleep at night?

Then I realised - First she *lies* on one side, then she *lies* on the other.

I wondered what my parents did to kill boredom before the internet.

I mean, I asked my 26 brothers and sisters and none of them had a clue.


Ever wondered why starwars episode 4,5 and 6 came before episode 1,2 and 3.

Because, incharge of scheduling Yoda was

I've always wondered why china have such a high population.

Today I found out, their Condoms are made in China!

if you've ever wondered what it'd be like to be married ...

Find a woman who doesn't want to have sex with you, and buy her a house.

I always wondered why there is such a high rate of divorce among tennis players

Then I realized love means nothing to them.

I was wondering why the book about sex I bought had positions like the "hammer and sickle" and "government mandated equality"

Then I realized I was reading the Commie Sutra.

I wonder...

I always wondered what my parents did to pass time before things like the internet and TVs were invented.
I asked my 26 siblings for advice.

I was wondering why my computer was getting so hot.

I guess it just needed to vent.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger

Then it hit me

Ever wondered why there's no Congressional Basketball game?

Because Congress can't pass anything.

I was wondering why people keep looking at the cars while crossing the road

Then it hit me.

Have you ever wondered what 15.7 billion USD smelt like?

Elon's Musk

What is 6.9?

Something wonderful ruined by a period

For those of you wondering what it's like to be married

I just found out this morning I'm on day 3 of an argument I didn't know I was having.

I've been wondering what the eclipse looks like...

But I've been kept in the dark.

Have you ever wondered if someone made it to their destination?

There there, they're there.

I wondered why the frisbee was getting larger every second

Then it hit me.

I've always wondered how vegans survived

No meat, no milk and no eggs. How do they do it? But that's when I realized...
They feed off of attention.

I've often wondered what my personal life would be lacking if I'd keep training and become a champion marksman…

…but I realised I wouldn't miss much

(Thought on this driving and wanted to share)

I was wondering what my parents did for fun before the internet

I had no idea and neither did any of my 27 brothers and sisters

I wondered what my parents did to pass time when they were younger.

I asked my 19 brothers and sisters but they didn't know either.

I always wondered what would happen if I ran from the cops

I was stunned when I tried it.

I was wondering why it was so dark outside...

Then it dawned on me

One of the most wonderful things in life is to wake up and enjoy a cuddle with somebody

I know my cellmate loves it

Have you ever wondered what it's like to be blind?

Well, my friends! Look no further...!

I've always wondered what my parents did to ease boredom before the internet was invented

My 19 brothers and sisters don't seem to know either.

Ever wondered why bread is just like the sun?

It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist

I was wondering why my hamster was so fat...

Then it became a parent.

I was wondering why a guy was throwing rocks at me

And then it hit me.

I've always wondered what my parents did for fun before the internet...

So I asked my 27 brothers and sisters and they don't know either.

I always wondered why a frisbee gets bigger as it gets closer.

And then it hit me.

I always wondered how in Goldilocks, the same serving of porridge could be too hot, too cold and just right at the same time.

Then I remembered Hot Pockets

I've often wondered why Chinese people prefer open-coffin funerals...

But I guess seeing is bereaving.

Have you ever wondered about those people who pay a fortune for those little bottles of Evian water?

Try spelling Evian backwards!

I was wondering what my parents did in their free time when they were young

I asked my 27 siblings and they didn't know either.

Ever wondered why Australia is never in front of you?

Because it's out back

I always wondered why gun barrels tasted salty

Until I realized I'm always crying when I put one in my mouth

Just wondering why Nike didn't pick Tanya Harding for it's ads.

Wasn't she the first one to take a knee?

A wonderful birthday poem

**MARCUS:** Happy birthday,Β Bob. I have a poem for you.
**BOB:** Cool! Let me hear it!
**MARCUS:** Don't worryΒ about the past β€” you can'tΒ change it.
Don't worry about the future β€” you can'tΒ predict it.
And don't worry about the present β€”Β I didn't get you one.

I was wondering why the frisbee was getting larger and larger.

And then it hit me.

Ever wondered why China doesn't have a baseball team?

Because they ate all their bats.

I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger...

then it hit me.

I always wondered why bird flying in V formation would have one side longer than the other...

Turns out it's because there are more birds on that side.

I kept wondering why the ball was floating in front of me

Then it hit me

I was wondering why British people pronounce it as Bri-ish.

Then I realised that they drank all the tea.

I've always wondered what parents used to do for fun before the internet.

I'll go ask my twelve brothers and sisters.

I was wondering why there were so many stories about vampires in Europe, but not in Africa, and than I realized Vampires are killed by Holy water...

They blessed the rains down in Africa.

I was wondering why there are so many stories about vampires in Europe but not in África. Then i realised vampires are killed by holy water.

They bless the rains down in Africa .

Credits to u/Josh1804

I always wondered where those little cans of soda came from until I carefully read the writing on one...

...it said, "Made in Halfcanistan"

Just wondering, do you think it's alright for me to start drinking as soon as the kids are in school ?

Or am I just a terrible Teacher ?

I always wondered why rock didn't beat paper in rock paper scissors

Turns out rock just couldn't cut it

I was wondering why the football kept getting bigger and bigger....

And then it hit me

Have you ever wondered why horses are so happy?

It's because they have a stable home life.

Wonderwall

My wife asks me if I could stop singing Wonderwall?
I said maybe

I was wondering why the ball kept on getting bigger.

Then it hit me.

Always wondered about using oak instead of silicon for breast implants

Be a lot firmer, wooden tit?

I was wondering why this ball was getting bigger and bigger

But then it hit me.

Wondering how to pass time until your own cake day joke?

Just bake it till you make it!

Okay, I stole that pun, but I really couldn't have done it batter myself.

That batter pun was terrible, I'll beat it now.

Sorry, I know I'm on thin icing here, but this left me in tiers.

Anyway, I've got a lot on my plate today, I'm going to piece out.

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