The Best 18 Womens Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Womens jokes. There are some womens equality jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these womens cougar women puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Womens Jokes and Puns

Two guys are changing in a locker room, one is putting on lace knickers

"Since when do you wear womens pants?"

"Since my wife found them in the glove compartment!"

When I was younger, I felt like I was trapped inside a womens body

Then I was born

Survey gone wrong.. or right??

On a survey for 'which conditioner you use?' 99% of the womens said 'aaahhhhhh.....get out of my shower!!!!'

Womens joke, Survey gone wrong.. or right??

So i got fired from my job at the library, today

Apparently the books about womens rights, do not belong at the fantasy department..

If a man knows a womens eye colour after the first date

She has small boobs.


I got asked out by a girl today

She told me to leave the womens bathroom

Credit to u/Dr00000100

my friend bought tickets for the super bowl Llll on February 3rd 2019 in Atlanta not realizing that it is also the day of his marriage. so if someone is interested

The church is in Rochester, the womens name is Clarissa

Womens joke, my friend bought tickets for the super bowl Llll on February 3rd 2019 in Atlanta not realizing that

Two guys in a health club, one is putting on lace panties.

"Since when do you wear womens pants?"

"Since my wife found them in the glove compartment!"

Prehistoric womens had very strong arms

Yea, we have to remember that they had to wash dishes made out of stone

Happy Womens Day

They say a womans work is never done... Perhaps that's why they're paid less?

First women-Seceond woman

First woman: My son came to visit for summer vacation.
Second woman: How nice! Did you meet him at the airport?
First woman: Oh, no. I've known him for years!

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Today my dad asked what I was talking to

"My imaginary friend"
"Oh what's their name?"
"Womens rights"

The only sport a womens team can beat a mens team in, is curling.

They have a huge advantage when it comes to sweeping.

Those bumps on womens nipples...

are braille for suck right here.

I got kicked out of the library...

Apparently womens rights dont belong in the fictional section

What does womens basketball and the west coast have in common?

Almost no Dunkin'!

Womens joke, What does womens basketball and the west coast have in common?

So March 8th was International Womens day, so when's international Men's day?

Who am I kidding, that's every day lol

A Man walks into a womens restroom [NSFW]

Just to lift all the seats in spite of his wife canceling the cable because he forgot to put it down at home.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the womens bad women jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working womens black women piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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