Womens Health Jokes

Funniest Womens Health Short Jokes

Short womens health jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The womens health humour may include short womans rights jokes also.

1. Go to health A recent study shows that women who carry a few extra pounds tend to live longer than men who mention it.
2. This is 40 Questioning her career choices, a 40-year old health care worker who treated pregnant women bough a bright red convertible and skipped town. She was having a midwife crisis.
3. Why are women like parking spaces? Because all the best ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.
4. Statistics show that 34% of women are on medication for some form of mental health disorder. That means the other 66% of crazy women are walking around unmedicated!
5. 25% of the women in this country are being medicated for mental health problems Which means 75% of women are running around untreated!
6. Two guys in a health club, one is putting on lace p**.... "Since when do you wear womens pants?"
   "Since my wife found them in the glove compartment!"
7. Why do women wear p**...? Because it's the law. The health and safety act of 1974 clearly states:
   (4)(b)1: All manholes must be covered when not in use
8. What are the three Ms that women take from me? Money...
   Mental health...
   My t**......
9. Globally, the lack of awareness for women's reproductive health is a major problem. We need to grow up and understand that m**... is not a joke. Period.

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Womens Health One Liners

Which womens health one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with womens health? I can suggest the ones about womens right and health wellness.

1. I like my women how I like my fracking Always wet and poisonous to my long-term health
2. When we were young, we would compare liquor and women. Now we compare statins.
3. Her cooking is so bad, it would make medicine sick!

Womens Health Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about womens health you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean women rights jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make womens health pranks.