Womens Health Jokes

GOD said, “Adam, I want you to do something for me.”

“Gladly, Lord,” replied Adam.
“What do you want me to do?”
“Go down into the valley.”
“What’s a valley?” asked Adam.
God explained to him, then said, Cross the river.”
“What’s a river?”
God explained it to him, and then continued, “Go over the hill…”.
“What’s a hill?”
God explained to Adam what a hill was, then said, “On the other side of the hill, you will find a cave.”
“What’s a cave?”
After God explained, he said, “In the cave you will find a woman.”
Adam asked, “What’s a woman?”
So God explained that to him too. He continued, “I want you to reproduce.”
“How do I do that?”
“Jeez,” God muttered under his breath. He then sighed and explained the birds and the bees to Adam. He
liked that concept very much, so he went down into the valley, across the river, over the hill and into the
cave where he found a woman.”
A little while later, Adam returned and asked God, “What’s a headache?”

A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.
One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.
As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what?
You have been with me all through the bad times.
When I got fired, you were there to support me.
When my business failed, you were there.
When I got shot, you were by my side.
When we lost the house, you stayed right here.
When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what?"
"What dear?" she asked gently, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.
”I think you're bad luck."