The Best 20 Womens Bathroom Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Womens Bathroom jokes. There are some womens bathroom fashion jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these womens bathroom difference between men and women puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Womens Bathroom Jokes and Puns

While on a date a women goes to the bathroom

Man: Uh.

.. wrong way that's the men's room

Woman: Oh my GOD! this is so embarrassing!

Man: It's not a big deal.

Woman: I guess not, but you know what they say, old habits die hard.

Man: ...............

While on a date a women goes to the bathroom

Man: Uh.

.. wrong way that's the men's room

Woman: Oh my GOD! this is so embarrassing!

Man: It's not a big deal.

Woman: I guess not, but you know what they say, old habits die hard.

Man: ...............

Why do women always fart only when they go to the bathroom?

They have to blow dryβ€”and there's nothing to shake.

Womens Bathroom joke

Q: Why do women have arms?

A: Have you any idea how long it would take to lick a bathroom clean?

My friend is in advertising,lately he ask 10 women whats the worlds number 1 dandruff shampoo.10/10 answered

...HOW DID YOU GET INSIDE MY BATHROOM PERVERT!!!


Women are like bathrooms stalls....

....they're all dirty, except the handicap ones -Jim Jeffries

Where are the cleanest bathrooms on college campuses?

The women's bathrooms in the engineering building.

Womens Bathroom joke, Where are the cleanest bathrooms on college campuses?

How to get lots of women to ask you out!

Go in the women's bathroom

I got asked out by 12 girls

out of the women's bathroom

I like my women like my bathrooms

Handicap accessible.

Today I was asked to go out, by 20 girls...

I was in the women's bathroom.

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I got asked out by 13 women today!

Their bathroom is full of them, go see it for yourselves!

Women are so ungrateful these days.

I try and hold the door for them but all they do is scream and tell me to get out of the bathroom.

After growing out my hair, i now understand why women take so long in the bathroom

Apparently they get too busy searching for long-haired peeping toms

There's a hole in the women's bathroom wall at the police station

The detectives are looking into it

Doctors disscover that women find men higgly attractive when they need to go to the bathroom.

They call it the " you're an eight " phenomenon

Womens Bathroom joke, Doctors disscover that women find men higgly attractive when they need to go to the bathroom.

I had a few too many drinks in a restaurant the other night, went to the bathroom and wound up accidentally peeing in the sink instead of the urinal..

At least I think I did. It was hard to concentrate with all those angry women yelling at me.

We did it boys, I got asked out by a girl

She asked me to leave the women's bathroom

I got asked out by a girl today

She told me to leave the womens bathroom

Credit to u/Dr00000100


Guy at the beach was surrounded by beautiful, horny women. They couldn't keep their hands off of him! When he went to the bathroom, I walked up and asked his secret....he told me that he puts a potato in his swim trunks before coming to the beach.

So, the next day at the beach, I put a potato in my swim trunks but EVERYONE started to laugh at me!

The guy who told me his secret saw me and yelled:

No! Put it in the *FRONT* of your trunks!

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