Womens Bathroom Jokes
30 womens bathroom jokes and hilarious womens bathroom puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about womens bathroom that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Womens Bathroom Short Jokes
Short womens bathroom jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The womens bathroom humour may include short public restroom jokes also.
- Women are so ungrateful these days. I try and hold the door for them but all they do is scream and tell me to get out of the bathroom.
- There's a hole in the women's bathroom wall at the police station The detectives are looking into it
- I got asked out by a girl today She told me to leave the womens bathroom
Credit to u/Dr00000100 - Women are like bathrooms stalls.... ....they're all dirty, except the handicap ones -Jim Jeffries
- Where are the cleanest bathrooms on college campuses? The women's bathrooms in the engineering building.
- I took a survey of which shampoos women used in the shower 98% said what are you doing in my bathroom
- Q: Why do women have arms?
A: Have you any idea how long it would take to lick a bathroom clean? - I got asked out by 13 women today! Their bathroom is full of them, go see it for yourselves!
- My friend is in advertising,lately he ask 10 women whats the worlds number 1 dandruff shampoo.10/10 answered ...HOW DID YOU GET INSIDE MY BATHROOM PERVERT!!!
- Doctors disscover that women find men higgly attractive when they need to go to the bathroom. They call it the " you're an eight " phenomenon
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Womens Bathroom One Liners
Which womens bathroom one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with womens bathroom? I can suggest the ones about washroom and bathroom stall.
- Today I was asked to go out, by 20 girls... I was in the women's bathroom.
- How to get lots of women to ask you out! Go in the women's bathroom
- I got asked out by 12 girls out of the women's bathroom
- What did the man say when he was asked out by ten women in one day? Sorry, wrong bathroom
- We did it boys, I got asked out by a girl She asked me to leave the women's bathroom
- I like my women like my bathrooms Handicap accessible.
- A man can "identify" as a woman... ...until he tries to use the women's bathroom.
Quirky and Hilarious Womens Bathroom Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.
What funny jokes about womens bathroom you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean restroom jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make womens bathroom pranks.
Guy at the beach was surrounded by beautiful, h**... women. They couldn't keep their hands off of him! When he went to the bathroom, I walked up and asked his secret....he told me that he puts a potato in his swim trunks before coming to the beach.
So, the next day at the beach, I put a potato in my swim trunks but EVERYONE started to laugh at me!
The guy who told me his secret saw me and yelled:
No! Put it in the *FRONT* of your trunks!
While on a date a women goes to the bathroom
Man: Uh.
.. wrong way that's the men's room
Woman: Oh my GOD! this is so embarrassing!
Man: It's not a big deal.
Woman: I guess not, but you know what they say, old habits die hard.
Man: ...............
I had a few too many drinks in a restaurant the other night, went to the bathroom and wound up accidentally peeing in the sink instead of the u**.....
At least I think I did. It was hard to concentrate with all those angry women yelling at me.
While on a date a women goes to the bathroom
Man: Uh.
.. wrong way that's the men's room
Woman: Oh my GOD! this is so embarrassing!
Man: It's not a big deal.
Woman: I guess not, but you know what they say, old habits die hard.
Man: ...............
After growing out my hair, i now understand why women take so long in the bathroom
Apparently they get too busy searching for long-haired peeping toms
Why do women always f**... only when they go to the bathroom?
They have to blow dry—and there's nothing to shake.
Three women on how they dicipline their husbands
The german says to her husband that she won't iron his laundry anymore. The first day after that she sees nothing, the second day she notices how he irons his laundry himself.
The french says to her husband that she won't clean the bathroom anymore. The first day she sees nothing, the second days she notices how he starts cleaning the bathroom.
The turkish says to her husband that she won't cook for him anymore. The second day she sees nothing, the second day she can see a little bit with her left eye again.
