The Best 35 Women Will Be Women Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Women Will Be Women jokes. There are some women will be women jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these women will be women puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Women Will Be Women Jokes and Puns

Liberals are acting like Trump is going to kill all the gays, make slavery legal again, and take away women's rights....

Like he's a Muslim or something.

The female janitor at my building asked if I would chill and smoke some weed with her

I said no. I can't deal with high maintenance women

I like my women like I like my whiskey.

12 years old and mixed up with coke.

Disclaimer: This is just a joke, i do not condone the practice of mixing whiskey with coke.

I like my women like I like my coffee

I've never had coffee but it smells really nice

The female janitor in my building asked if I would smoke some weed with her.

I said no; I can't deal with high maintenance women.


After my wife died I couldn't look at women for 20 years

But when I got out of prison, it was totally worth it

A Roman soldier is bragging to his friend: 'You'll never guess with how many women I've slept!'

'Mmm?'

'Not that many!'

I like my women like I like my slaves

Educated and free.

My girlfriend told me women are better at multitasking than men. So I told her to sit down and shut up. Guess what...

She couldn't do either!

My hot flight attendant asked how I like my coffee

Trying to sound cool, I told her I like my coffee like I like my women. And that's when she told me "That's cute honey, but the coffee's free. You don't have to pay for it here!"

I like my women like I like my passwords

Short and insecure

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What's the difference between the Taliban and Texas?

The Taliban requires women to wear masks

My mom thinks I need to stop objectifying women, I think she is overreacting.

She asked why I broke up with the last girl and I said

"It didn't work out."

She told me to be more specific so I said

"I just told you, she didn't exercise."

The women I meet in bars have the WORST pickup lines...

They're like, "Hey, what's your friends name?" Never works on me ladies.

Why do Jews get Circumcised?

Because Jewish women refuse to touch anything that isn't at least 10% off

Most women would love to wake up on their birthday to the smell of fresh coffee, a nice breakfast, flowers and oral

But not my Sister.

XXXTentacion just beat Taylor Swift's Spotify streaming record

Even in the afterlife, XXX is still beating women

A lot of women actually turn into good drivers

So if you're a good driver watch out.

What do you call the sexuality where you're attracted to men and women but neither are attracted to you?

Bi-yourself.


Why are all Jewish men circumcised?

Because Jewish women won't touch anything that's not 10% off

If men call short women petite. What do women call short men?

Friends.

Why are women so bad at parking cars?

Because for the last 200 years they've been told that three inches are actually six.

I was shopping with my wife and I couldn't find her, until I saw a beautiful women.

I ask her: I have lost my wife, can I talk to you?

She replies: Why?

I say: You will see in 20 seconds.

Why are women and children evacuated first?

So we can think about a solution in silence.

I like my women like I like my mathematical constants.

Round and irrational.

Happy Pi Day everyone!

My girlfriend said to me the other day, "Why did God give women periods with cramp pains, and men nothing?"

I laughed and replied, "Don't be silly, he gave us women."

When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body, but I'm so polite...

...I only look at the covered parts.

Why are women and children always the first ones to get evacuated on a emergency situation ?

So men may think on a solution in silence

Minorities play the race card. Women play the gender card. Homosexuals play the gay card. What's left for straight white men?

The Trump card.

When wearing a bikini,women reveal 90% of their body

When wearing a bikini,women reveal 90% of their body....men are so polite they only look at the covered parts

I like my women how I like my computer.

On my lap.
Turned on.
Virus free.

A waiter walks up to a table full of Jewish women dining

And says "ladies, is anything ok?"

Minorities have the race card, women have the gender card, homosexuals have the gay card, but what do discriminatory white men have?

The Trump card.

Women say their number one fear of online dating is the guy will be a serial killer. Men say their number one fear is the woman will be fat.

Two Romans were in a bar having a conversation..

Roman 1: you won't believe how many women I've slept with

Roman 2: mmm?

Roman 1: don't be ridiculous, not that many

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