Women And Hockey Jokes
10 women and hockey jokes and hilarious women and hockey puns to laugh out loud. Read bar jokes about women and hockey that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Comical Women And Hockey Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
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Women's hockey is the most dangerous sport...
Twelve women, three periods each.
Why do Canadian women use hockey pucks instead of tampons?
Because they last for 3 periods.
I was at a hockey game yesterday and I came up with this horrible joke. Why are women bad luck at hockey games?
Because they never have good periods.
Ten reasons why hockey is better than women
1: In hockey, everyone likes rough.
2: You only get 5 minutes for fighting.
3: Puck is not a dirty word.
4: You don't have to play in the neutral zone.
5: It is possible to score a few times a night.
6: When you "pull the goalie," nobody gets pregnant.
7: Missing teeth doesn't stop you from scoring.
8: You can always get new wood if your stick breaks.
9: The Zamboni cleans up your mess.
10: Periods last twenty minutes!
Canadian women like it d**....
So they can watch the hockey game, too.
Hockey seems like a women's sport....
It has periods and the players wear pads.
Do you know why Canadian women like it d**...?
They want to watch the hockey match, too.
Women make terrible hockey goalies...
Their pads only last one period.
Why are hockey games better than women?
Their periods only last 20 minutes.
At first, I was quite surprised to see my hockey team's goalie surrounded by beautiful women at the bar
...but then I remembered he's good at snatching pucks, and vice versa.
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