The Best 10 Wombat Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Wombat jokes. There are some wombat mmo jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these wombat roosters puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Wombat Jokes and Puns

I'm thinking of starting a marsupial fighting championship

I'll call it mortal wombat

What sport do you play with a wombat?


An elephant was drinking from a river...

When he noticed a turtle asleep on a log. He ambled up over and kicked it clear across the river.
'What did you do that for?' Asked a passing wombat.
'Because I recognised it as the same turtle that took a nip out of my trunk 53 years ago'
'What a memory!!' Says the wombat.
'Yes,' said the elephant, 'turtle recall'

What do you call a wombat in a bowl of hot water?

A marsoupial

How do you solve a marsupial argument?

Trial by wombat

What do you call an unborn baby Wombat?

A *womb*-bat

What do you call a blind wombat?


Why did the Wombat cross the road?

To see his flat mate..

What do you call a crazy marsupial that loves fights to the death?

Mortal Wombat

What does a man have in common With a wombat?

He eats roots and leaves

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the wombat marsupial jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working wombat owls piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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