The Best 14 Womans Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Womans jokes. There are some womans blonde police woman jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these womans a woman walks into a bar puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Womans Jokes and Puns

Just met up with my heroine dealer.

Got three Wonder Womans and a She-Ra.

How does a woman destroy a mans pride with 4 words?

Is it in yet?

How does a man destroy a womans pride with 4 words?

I don't know.

To anyone thinking that a womans place is the kitchen

Remember that's where the knives are kept.

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Men are the best cooks...

With 2 eggs, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, we can fill a womans belly for 9 months!

I am a man stuck in a womans body

It happened a few hours ago and neither of us want to call an ambulance


Happy Womens Day

They say a womans work is never done... Perhaps that's why they're paid less?

What is the first rule of Woman`s fight club?

Never tell anyone what are you so mad about

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WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PIRATE THAT KISSED THE PIRATE WOMANS TREASURE CHEST?

His tongue got stuck in her booty!

Being a comedian is one of the professions that is considered successful when manslaughter is a nightly occurrence

Womans laughter is good too...

Why is a womans body like a day at the beach?

It's the only place where the snack bar is right next to the shithouse!

Two women are talking over the fence....

One womans husband pulls up in the driveway, and gets out of the car with a big bunch of flowers. Upon seeing them the wife remarks "looks like I will be on my back with my legs in the air shortly"
Her neighbour replied "Don't you own a vase?"

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I was once a man trapped in a womans body

But then my mom gave birth and it was all good

There was a huge success made in camera technology.

Now there is a camera shutter that can catch a womans mouth close.

What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the womans saggy jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working womans dress piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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