The Best 7 Womanizer Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Womanizer jokes. There are some womanizer demon jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these womanizer summon puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Womanizer Jokes and Puns

I met a plastic surgeon at a bar last night...

He specialized in male-to-female sexual reassignment surgeries. He was a pretty nice guy, but a total *womanizer*.

Why was Pinocchio a womanizer?

He only got into relationships with no strings attached.

I once heard a story about Usain Bolt's tendency to be a womanizer

They said he really gets around

Say what you will about Clinton being a womanizer

But Bush had the Twins go down on him.

My friend works in construction and he's the biggest womanizer I know

He's got his girlfriend, a side chick and a backhoe

Why womanizer exists

" A man is like a shoe laces, he goes through many holes before he ties the knot"


What do you call a surgeon specializing in MtF transitions?

A womanizer.

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