The Best 32 Wolves Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Wolves jokes. There are some wolves dogs jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these wolves sheep puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Wolves Jokes and Puns

So I was sitting in divorce court...

and I realized: its a shame a family can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of rabid wolves.

Yay Jack Handy.

"Wolfgang Mozart", says Mozart's friend...

"What?!" replies Mozart. Then they are both eaten by a gang of wolves.

The teacher asked Tom to make a sentence using "frequent".

Tom: foxes frequent the nearby forest. The teacher asked: did you copy this from a dictionary? Tom: no. In the dictionary, it is wolves.

Wolves joke, The teacher asked Tom to make a sentence using "frequent".

Ever heard of a russian toilet?

It consists of just two wooden sticks. On the first one you hang your jacket and with the other one you fight off the wolves.

You know what really get's my goat?

Wolves. I'm a terrible shepherd.


Democracy is when everybody has an equal opportunity

Wolves can eat sheep, sheep can eat wolves.

A clown and a little boy are walking through the woods late at night. A pack of wolves bay in the distance.

The little boy says "I'm scared". The clown says "You're scared? I gotta walk back alone."

Wolves joke, A clown and a little boy are walking through the woods late at night. A pack of wolves bay in the di

What a few black wolves and a classic musician have in common?

The two are Wolfgang.

30 wolves 28 sheep how many did not

10

The most dangerous rollercoaster in the world is the Wolfcoaster

The dangerous part isn't the velocity. It's the wolves.

Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves.........?

Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. After a few minutes, one rabbit turned to the other and said, "Well, do you want to make a run for it or stay here a few days and outnumber them?"

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A homicidal rapist is holding hands with a little girl.

They are walking through a dense and eerie forest at night. Sounds of owls, wolves and other animals echos around. "This place is really scary sir" says the girl. The man looks around. The sound of wolves send chills down he's spine. He looks at the girl and says: "Yeah. Imagine me that I have to return by myself".

What do wolves say to each other on the dance floor?

Howl-ow can you go?

A group of fish is a school. A group of birds is a flock. A group of wolves is a pack. What do you call a group of Trump supporters?

A klan

What do you call a group of wolves?

Wolfgang

I think I'm becoming addicted to hunting wolves...

...I'm up to a pack a day.

Wolves joke, I think I'm becoming addicted to hunting wolves...

Two blondes go deep into the frozen woods searching for a Christmas tree...

After hours and hours of sub-zero temperatures, a few close calls with hungry wolves, one blonde turns to the other and says, "Enough is enough! I'm chopping down the next tree I see! I don't care whether it's decorated or not!"

Mozart and his Friend are Walking in the Woods

Suddenly his friend shouts, Wolfgang, Mozart!

Yes? Replies Mozart

Then they are both eaten by a gang of wolves

You really don't need to worry about wolves, unless you have chickens.

No farm, no howl.


Why do wolves howl at the full moon?

They know the waxing phase is coming next

Why can't werewolves tell time

Because they're not when wolves

If a man has six sheep and one wolf eats two of his sheep. How many sheep does he have now?

Zero, wolves always travel in packs.

What is the definition of democracy?

Three wolves and a sheep taking a vote on what's for lunch.

What do wolves do before travelling?

They pack.

chihuahuas

We...... We did that to wolves

Regarding Little Red Riding Hood: Wolves can't be all bad if they'll eat your grandmother

Even Grandpa won't do that.

I used to be an avid hunter of wolves, but I had to quit. I got addicted to it...

I was up to two packs a day.



True story.

There are two wolves inside of you.

You're at a furry convention after hours.

Wolves are like sex slaves

My wife says I can't have one

Breaking news: Rare time traveling bloodthirsty Fire elemental wolves spotted in Russia!

In Soviet Russia, the hot dogs eat you.

Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves.

The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. After a few minutes, one rabbit turned to the other and said, "Well, do you want to make a run for it or stay here a few days and outnumber them?

'Wolfgang Mozart!', said Mozart's friend.

'What?', said Mozart.

And then they were both eaten by a pack of wolves.

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