The Best 29 Wolverine Jokes

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Top 10 of the Funniest Wolverine Jokes and Puns

Why shouldn't you enter into a contract with Wolverine?

Because of his retractable clause.

It's the day of the big game, and a (pick your rivalry) Michigan fan meets an Ohio State fan at the urinal trough...

The Buckeye notices that the Michigan fan doesn't wash his hands after he uses the bathroom. He snidely remarks, "You know, at The Ohio State University, they teach us to wash our hands after using the bathroom."

The Wolverine pauses, looks back, and says, "Good for you. At Michigan, they teach us not to pee on our hands."

My mate wears the same jacket when he's impersonating either Matt Damon or Hugh Jackman.

Maybe he's Bourne with it, maybe it's Wolverine.

Wolverine joke, My mate wears the same jacket when he's impersonating either Matt Damon or Hugh Jackman.

The actor who plays Wolverine once owned a sea cow, but it was murdered...

...it was a crime against Hugh's manatee.

After much consideration, I do not believe Wolverine in the X-Men movies is real.

It's obviously just a huge act, man.


Thank God Wolverine isn't italian...

So apparently the guy who played Wolverine had a pet sea cow, but it was murdered...

It was a crime against Hugh's manatee.

Wolverine joke, So apparently the guy who played Wolverine had a pet sea cow, but it was murdered...

I wish someone would actually name the actor who plays Wolverine

Everyone I know just calls him Huge Jacked Man

For Halloween, my neighbor put up a Wolverine themed scarecrow. And it's terrifying my daughter.

I guess she is claw-straw-phobic...

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

"Sir" from a distance.

If the actor who plays Wolverine were to reveal that he's been a con-artist his entire life....

Would that mean this has all been a huge act, man?

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What did storm say when she saw wolverine chopping wood?

That's a huge axe man!

If the last Wolverine movie is a cross country chase...

then why isn't it called Logan's Run?

What do you call the female version of Wolverine?

Vulvarine.

My dad is just like Wolverine.

Dead.

Why was Wolverine (from the X-Men) fired from the law firm?

Because he forgot to read the contract claws.

Wolverine joke, Why was Wolverine (from the X-Men) fired from the law firm?

What's Wolverines favorite food?

Kabubs

What did Wolverine say to his girlfriend after weeks without showering?

Hi Jean!

Wolverine has only masturbated once

It was shortly before he became an Xman


That man looks just like Wolverine!

Yeah I guess he is a huge jacked man.

If Wolverine was a DJ what type of music would he make?

Bub-step

What do Caitlyn Jenner and Wolverine have in common?

They are both X-Men.

What did Wolverine use to cut down trees before he got the adamantium treatment?

He used a huge axe, man.

I knew I was capable of circumcising wolverine.

I just needed hubris.

Do you know who plays Wolverine?

Yeah, that huge jacked man

Wolverine and Santa moved to San Francisco and adopted a baby boy

They named him Santa Claws

Why shouldn't you make a agreement with wolverine ?

Because of his retractable Clause

What's the difference between Wolverine and Paul Bunyan?

One's a Hugh Jackman, the other is a huge ax man.

During interviews he seems like such a nice guy, but the actor who plays Wolverine is a real phoney

It's a huge act, man..

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