Woking Jokes

Hilarious puns and funny pick up lines

Best Halloween Party Ever

An advertisement for a Halloween party featuring
Zombie Japanese Chefs and street entertainers from the spirit world…
you would be treated to an evening of:
the Woking Dead and Ghost Buskers.

I just witnessed Elvis cooking stir fry...

First time I've ever seen a dead man wok-ing.

What do you call Zombie Japanese Chefs? the Woking Dead

What do you call a zombie-based tv series set in Surrey?

The Woking dead

I'm writing a book about places near guildford

it's woking progress

Why don't lazy people like cooking a stir-fry?

Because they have to do a lot of wok-ing

What are the funniest woking jokes of all time?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking about Woking? Well, here are the best Woking puns to laugh out loud. Crazy and funny Woking pick up lines to share with friends.

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