Wok Jokes
83 wok jokes and hilarious wok puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about wok that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover a collection of hilarious wok-themed jokes from Chef Ramsay. Laugh at wok puns, wok eye moments and other wok-related jokes while cookin' up your favorite recipes. Get the wok with yan and have some much-needed comic relief in the kitchen.
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Funniest Wok Short Jokes
Short wok jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The wok humour may include short chef jokes also.
- What is Pac-Man's favorite cooking utensil? A wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok
- I want to open a restaurant that fuses Chinese and Middle Eastern cuisine I call it "Wok like an Egyptian".
- A Chinese pan, an establishment for accommodation and drinks, a number, and Abraham Rockefeller... Wok inn two Abe R.
- I hear the Star Wars universe is so advanced, you can get Chinese food directly over the internet... They use an e-wok.
- So I was at a book store the other day and I saw a Vietnamese cookbook... It was called "How to Wok Your Dog".
- I heard the ladies really like a good stir fry. You can tell by the way I use my wok, I'm a woman's man.
- How does Pac-Man make a stir-fry? With a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok...
- Did you hear about the man who went out for some exercise and ended up robbing a Chinese restaurant? Police say he told his wife he was just going to take a wok.
- The Bangles are getting their own cooking show. Wok Like an Egyptian
- What is Pac-Man's favorite cooking utensil? A wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok
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Wok One Liners
Which wok one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with wok? I can suggest the ones about oriental and pan.
- What do they call Peter Pan in China? Peter Wok
- What is Peter Pan known as in Asia? Peter Wok
- What is a wok? A wok is what you thwow at a wabbit when you have no wifle.
- What do you call a Chinese fly with no wings? A wok.
- How does a chef get to work? He woks.
- I should have been more suspicious when the Chinese guy offered to wok my dog for me …
- What's the best date to take a pansexual on? Take them out for a wok.
- What do you call a chinese food truck? A Wok in the Park
- What's a wok? It's somefing you frow at a wabbit when you haven't got a wifle.
- What do you call a zombie that cooks stir-frys ? Dead Man Wok-ing ...
- Did you hear Aerosmith just wrote a Chinese cookbook? Wok This Way!
>;] - What do you call an Asian Dwayne Johnson? The Wok.
- Why do Beginner Chefs cook only Asian food? They need to Wok before they can run.
- I was cooking Chinese food down in Yosemite ... It was a Wok in the park.
- Making Asian food is easy... It's a WOK in the park
Delightful Fun Wok Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What funny jokes about wok you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean casserole jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make wok pranks.
My wife gave me some bad news today
"But," she said, "I bought your favorite soy sauce to help cheer you up."
"Great," I said. "Just Kikkoman when he's down, huh?"
I'm very soy for that pun. I'll just wok away now.
My wife got excited because of a delivery she received
She got a new heavy-gauge wok that she had her eye on for a while. I asked her if she remembered to get the special footwear for it.
She looked puzzled for a moment. Then she sighed and said, "Okay, lay it on me. Tell me your dad joke."
I said, "I don't know what you mean by that, but it is my understanding that they have boots that are made for wokking."
My sister bought my dad a wok....
he responded by saying, "but I already wok everywhere." I'm 31 years old and my dad is 66. I just want everyone to know that dad jokes never die and will always mean something to someone.
Why can't paraplegics cook Chinese food?
Because they can't "wok."
Note: May be cheesy and offensive, but I coined this joke when humor could be silly and irreverent, and y'all were begging for non-reposts.
I needed to buy a new pan to stir fry a large meal
I decided to go for a wok.
Did you hear about the new Vietnamese cookbook?
It's called "101 ways to wok your dog"
Did you see Nicholas Sparks released a cookbook?
A Wok to Remember
What's China's #1 Best Selling Cookbook?
101 Ways to Wok your Dog
Let's rob an Asian kitchen, or stroll down the block..
..either way we're taking a Wok.
What did the hungry Chinese man say to his friend?
Let's wok the dog.
Bob gets a job at a Japanese restaurant...
In the kitchen he notices all the pots, pans, plates, etc have names stamped on them. His boss says it's for easy identification.
One day the cook asks him to go get a wok. So Bob goes into the back and grabs the first thing he can find that resembles a wok with the name "Peter" in bold letters on the side and brings it to the cook.
The cook looks at it and shakes he head.
"Peter pan! He no wok, he fry!"
Hey can you give me a ride to the Asian Cooking store?
Never mind I'll just wok.
I was walking my dog through the neighborhood when his leash broke, he ran off, and headed straight into a Chinese restaurant.
I ran inside and found him in the kitchen. To my horror, he was peeing on all the cookware! The cooks were yelling at him angrily, so I stepped in and said, "Please don't be mad at him. I'm the one who said he needed to go on a wok."
A Chinese man visits the doctor
His hands are covered in severe burns from a cooking accident.
The man says, "I know it's bad, doctor, but how bad is it?"
The doctor replies, "I'm afraid you'll never wok again."
Job interview
How did that new chef do at his job interview in your Chinese restaurant?
Not good. He could talk the talk but he couldn't work the wok.
There's a new Asian cookbook out...
It's called 101 Ways to Wok Your Dog.
So I released a new cook book in the oriental side of town.
It's called *101 ways to wok your dog*
Now, most of us walk our dogs.
In China, they wok theirs.
I tried cooking Chinese spare ribs in the oven instead of the pan.
I'll tell you it was a walk in the park compared to the pork in the wok.
So I found a Chinese pet carer...
He said he would wok my dog for me
What type of music do they play at Chinese Restaurants ?
Wok n' Roll
What did the American Chef say to the Asian Chef?
Take a wok.
Lou Reed really doesn't like spicy stir-fries.
He always takes his wok on the mild side.
Panda Express fired me for emailing around photos of bad stir fry...
I guess I should have labelled them Not Safe for Wok...
Thanks to Uber Eats, ordering Chinese takeaway for a picnic is as easy as a
wok in the park.
Anyone know the title of Steven Tyler's new cook book?
Wok this way.
I've been doing this new program called 'Cooking with Nature: Chinese Edition'
You'd think it would be tough, but it's just a wok in the park.
What does a one night stand and cooking bad Chinese food have in common?
Both end in a wok of shame
Taking a stroll in the park is like robbing an Asian kitchen.
Either way, you're taking a wok.
A Chinese pan, an Establishment for accommodation and drinks, the 2nd whole positive integer, and Abraham Ramsey
Wok Inn Two Abe R
A shrimp fried this rice joke
What did the fried rice say to the shrimp?
Don't wok away from me!
"Johnny, why haven't you brought in your cookery homework?"
"Miss, the dog ate my wok."
Why don't Chinese Restaurant owners do their dirty dishes?
Because it's too much wok! [Sorry, I just made that up!]
Walking your dog
A Korean man walks up to his friends house and sees that his dog is barking profusely and says,
"Do you want me to wok your dog for you?"
Have I told you about the time I met Steven Tyler and he taught me how to cook stir fry?
He told me to "wok this way."
I wanted to take a Chinese cooking class.
But looking into it, it seemed like too much wok.
A sign outside a Chinese restaurant.
Sowwy we cwosed due to wok down.
Quasimodo
Quasimodo comes home and finds Esmeralda holding a wok and a laundry basket. 'Great,' says Quasimodo. 'Are you cooking Chinese tonight?' 'No,' says Esmerelda. 'I'm ironing your shirt.'
My asian neighbour asked if he could walk the dog
They didn't come back for a while, I was worried about my dog so I went to his house, dog was on the wok.
My friend told me the handle on my stir-fry pan needed to be tightened. Then he carried it home and fixed it.
He didn't just talk the torque, he walked the wok.
What is an Asian's favorite western music genre?
Wok 'n' Woh
Why is it hard to make chinese food?
Because it takes a lot of wok
Anyone see the new Netflix documentary about the Chinese wrestler!?
"The Wok"
What did the Chinese chef say when he sprained his ankle?
Oh man, it hurts to wok!
My Chinese neighbor offered to walk my dog for me. I almost let him until I saw the book he had on his counter.
"100 Ways to Wok Your Dog"
Did you hear about the Chinese cook strike?
It was a wok off.
