The Best 7 Wobbly Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Wobbly jokes. There are some wobbly rump jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these wobbly belittle puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Wobbly Jokes and Puns

A young woman boards a packed bus and goes: "Won't someone give their seat to a pregnant woman?"

As she looks around, a young man jumps up and offers his seat: "Here, sit down!"
With a sigh, she lets herself down on the seat and says "Thank you so much!". The young man: "I'm sorry, but it's not very visible yet. How long have you been pregnant?" She answers: "For about half an hour now. My knees are still all wobbly!"

Did you hear about the dizzy marsupial?

It was a wobbly wallaby.

I'd like to congratulate the inventor of the wobbly table

He must be successful with them being in every restaurant and cafe

What's loud and wobbly?

Right now, most of England.

What is wobbly and flies?

A Jellycopter


Even the Prime Minister's name is weak and wobbly.

It's never Theresa Will do something, it's always Theresa May do something.

Book Titles

A nail in the bannister by R. Stornaway
The wobbly ladder by Hugo Furst.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the wobbly toxic jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working wobbly dizzy piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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