Wizarding Jokes
9 wizarding jokes and hilarious wizarding puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about wizarding that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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If the Klu Klux k**... leaders are wizard, why don't they cast a spell to kill all those that oppose them?
Because they don't have access to black magic.
As a wizard, I enjoy turning objects into glass.
Just wanted to make that clear.
What do you call an evil wizard who gives good hickeys?
A neck romancer.
Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?
Because he was a neck-romancer....
A wizard walked into a gay bar
and disappeared with a p**....
What do nerds and racists have in common?
They both aspire to be wizards.
Man goes to a wizard
A man goes to see a wizard and says:
"Can you lift a curse that a priest put on me years ago?"
"Maybe," says the wizard, "Can you remember the exact words of the curse?"
The man replies, "I pronounce you man and wife."
PSA do not wear a washington wizards face mask.
CDC studies have shown they provide no defense
The Imperial Wizard of the k**... was just found dead near a river in Missouri...
Man, the moment the EPA gets threatened people start dropping w**... in our water.
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