Wizard Of Oz Jokes

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Funniest Wizard Of Oz Short Jokes

Short wizard of oz jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The wizard of oz humour may include short wizard oz jokes also.

  1. Only an American could have written The Wizard of Oz. Anywhere else, he'd be The Wizard of 28g.
  2. Why is Bill Cosby like the The Wizard of Oz? Cosby Cosby Cosby Cosby cos, because of the wonderful things he drugs
  3. My favorite character in the Wizard of Oz is the scarecrow. I mean, c'mon, its a no-brainer.
  4. I saw a magician who could make anything weigh exactly 28.3 grams. His stage name is "The Wizard of Oz."
  5. Scarecrow from The Wizard of Oz is by far the greatest character of all time. No one could hold a candle to him.
  6. The Wizard of Oz is the ultimate chick flick... It's two chicks fighting over a pair of shoes.
  7. The Wizard of Oz, synopsis. Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first person she meets and then teams up with three strangers to kill again.
  8. Politicians are like Dorothy's friends in the Wizard of Oz Heartless, brainless & cowardly
  9. The Wizard of Oz takes on a whole new plot when you look at it from Toto's perspective... ... as much as Dorothy misses Kansas, Toto misses the rains down in Africa.
  10. The last two surviving munchkins from "The Wizard of Oz" have passed away, and Sir Elton is dedicating a song... ...he's calling it "Goodbye Yellow Brick Choades"

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Wizard Of Oz One Liners

Which wizard of oz one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with wizard of oz? I can suggest the ones about gone with the wind and magician.

  1. What do you have when you have 16 copies of the Wizard of Oz? The Wizard of Lb.
  2. The Wizard of Oz was imperial. Bit the Wizard of CC was metric.
  3. Bernie Sanders is like the Wizard of Oz... ...because he took Kansas by storm.
  4. What is the scarecrow in The Wizard of OZ want? c'mon, it's a no-brainer.
  5. Where is the easiest place to see a two toed dog? The Wizard of Oz.
  6. How many are eight Wizards of Oz? One wizard of Cups
  7. What do you get when you melt the wizard of oz? The wizard of fl.oz.
  8. I really liked the wizard of oz it was the baum
  9. Everyone seems to like tinman from wizard of oz... But I can't stannum.>_>

Unearthly Funniest Wizard Of Oz Jokes to Tickle Your Sides

What funny jokes about wizard of oz you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean lord of the rings jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make wizard of oz pranks.

The cast of The Wizard of Oz go out for ice cream.

The Lion stops l**... his cone, yelling, "Ouch!" and gripping his temples.
The Tinman stops l**... his cone, yelling, "Ouch!" and gripping his temples.
Dorothy stops l**... her cone, yelling, "Ouch!" and gripping her temples.
The Scarecrow says, "What's the matter with you guys?"

Everyone is familiar with the story of the Wizard of Oz, right?

Dorothy and her dog get flown away in a tornado, and end up in the magical land of Oz. Obviously Dorothy misses her family and home, but her dog, Toto, he misses the rains down in Africa."

Donald Trump goes to the Wizard of Oz for some help...

He tells the wizard, "I have the best brains, the best heart and the best courage of anyone, but if I'm going to win this election I need to make sure that everyone knows."
The Wizard of Oz looks at him and says, "so you don't need brains, heart or courage? You just need to convince others that you have all three?
The Wizard digs around in a bag and pulls out a bumper sticker. "Here, put this on your car."
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I was trying to make a new Wizard of Oz movie

I could find enough actors to play the Lollipop Guild. Apparently there was a shortage.

Trump, Pence, and Paul Ryan and traveling together

President Trump, Vice President Pence, and Speaker of the House Paul Ryan are traveling together in a presidential convoy. A tornado comes along, sweeps up their vehicle and launches them hundreds of yards away.
When they regain consciousness they realize they've been transported to the magical Land of Oz.
They decide to go see the famous Wizard of Oz. The Wizard is known for granting wishes.
Pence says, "I'm going to ask the Wizard for a brain."
Paul Ryan adds, "I'm going to ask the Wizard for a heart."
Trump looks around and asks, "Where's Dorothy?"