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An Englishman, a Welshman and an Arab met over coffee..

...at a convention.
''I am happily married,'' said the Englishman, ''and have 10 children. One more and I shall have my own football team."
''I am happily married,'' said the Welshman ''and have 14 children. One more and I shall have my own Rugby team."
''I am also happily married,'' said the Arab ''and have 17 wives. One more and I shall have my own Golf course.''

The name and symbol for Bluetooth are based on a Danish-Norwegian king, dubbed 'Harald Bluetooth'

He had three wives, and four children between them. One then became his heir.
In other words, Bluetooth paired successfully

In Mesopotamia when men decided to abandon their wives and children…

Do you think they said they were just going out for for ziggurats?

Which film do certified shrinks enjoy viewing with their wives who can't bear children?

Honey I shrunk the kids

How did the billionaire go bankrupt?

He had ten children by ten wives who divorced him.


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