The Best 3 Wives And Children Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Wives And Children jokes. There are some wives and children men jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these wives and children school children puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Wives And Children Jokes and Puns

An Englishman, a Welshman and an Arab met over coffee..

...at a convention.

''I am happily married,'' said the Englishman, ''and have 10 children. One more and I shall have my own football team."

''I am happily married,'' said the Welshman ''and have 14 children. One more and I shall have my own Rugby team."

''I am also happily married,'' said the Arab ''and have 17 wives. One more and I shall have my own Golf course.''

Which film do certified shrinks enjoy viewing with their wives who can't bear children?

Honey I shrunk the kids

In Mesopotamia when men decided to abandon their wives and childrenโ€ฆ

Do you think they said they were just going out for for ziggurats?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the wives and children husbands and wives jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working wives and children little children piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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