The Best 37 Witherspoon Jokes

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Top 10 of the Funniest Witherspoon Jokes and Puns

Did you hear that famous blonde haired actress has been stabbed? She's called Reese, Erm...

Witherspoon?

No, with a knife.

Did you hear about that celebrity who committed suicide? Reese whatsername?

"Witherspoon?"

"No, with a knife!"

Only really works if you actually tell it to someone (and can maintain a good pokerface)

Did you hear about the Hollywood actress that got murdered...?

Person 1: Her name was Reese, errr, Reese, Reese whatshername...

Person 2: Witherspoon?

Person 1: No, with a knife.

Witherspoon joke, Did you hear about the Hollywood actress that got murdered...?

Do you guys like Reece Witherspoon?

Because I like her without her spoon!

Did you hear about that Hollywood actress who got stabbed?

Um what's her name? Blonde girl, Reece someone ....
"Witherspoon?"
No, no. It was with a knife.


About an actress.

Did you hear about that actress who killed her husband? Reese something...

Witherspoon?

No Witherknife.

Did you hear about that actress that murdered her husband?

Reese...I can't remember her last name. She was in the Johnny Cash movie...

*Witherspoon?!?*

No...of course not! She used a knife!

Witherspoon joke, Did you hear about that actress that murdered her husband?

Did you hear about that celebrity who got stabbed? Reese-Something?

"Witherspoon?"

"No, with a knife! How do you kill someone with a spoon?"

Did you hear about that actress that killed herself? Reese whatsername?

Witherspoon?

No, she did it with a knife.

If Reese Witherspoon married Bill Withers

...she'd have to give up the poon.

Did you hear that actress from Legally Blonde was stabbed?

Me: Yeah. She was stabbed in California, in broad day light. The one from legally blonde. Reese....Something.... with-er... um...with-uh... ..ummm...

Friend: Witherspoon?

Me: No. With a knife.

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This cracked me up at work tonight!

Did you hear about the famous actress that slit her throat tonight?
What's her name?
Reese...
Reese Witherspoon?
No with a knife

Reese Witherspoon?

Ken: Did you hear about that famous actress who got stabbed outside her car today? Reese something?
You: Witherspoon?
Ken: No with a knife

"Did you hear about that actress who stabbed her husband in the news today?"

"Oh my goodness, no, who was it?"

"It was a little blonde haired woman, I always forget her last name though. The first name is Reese."

"Witherspoon?"

"No, with her knife."

"I just heard that that one actress from Legally Blonde, Reese... 'whatever her last name is' got stabbed to death walking to her car last night."

"Witherspoon?"

"No, with a knife."

Did you hear about that Reese lady?

Guy 1: Hey, did you here about that celebrity that stabbed some poor guy to death? What was her name, Reese... Reese Wither... Wither...

Guy 2: Witherspoon?

Guy 1: No, with her knife.

Classic that I haven't seen for awhile

Witherspoon joke, Did you hear about that Reese lady?

I told my friend some actress named Reese was stabbed yesterday.

He asked "Witherspoon?"

I said "Naw, with a knife"

How did Reese die while eating cereal?

Witherspoon

How do you eat your Reese's?

Witherspoon


How does Reese eat her cereal?

Witherspoon!

Did you hear about the actress that was on the news that stabbed her husband 67 times?

You: "Did you hear about the actress that was on the news that stabbed her husband 67 times with a fork? Her name was Reese ... uhm ..."

Friend: "Witherspoon?

You: "No, with a fork."

"Hey, some actress named Reese tried to kill herself last night."

"Witherspoon?"

"No. With a knife."

"Did you hear about that actress who killed her self?"

"Did you hear about that actress who killed herself? Her name was Reese something-or-other... I don't remember."

"Witherspoon?"

"No, no... with her knife."

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A joke my 5th grade teacher told me years ago

My mom just told me this one

Mom: did you hear about the actress that stabbed her husband?!?

Me: really? Who?

Mom: I can't remember her name, it was Reese something...

Me: Witherspoon?

Mom: no, with her knife

Reese never needs any cutlery...

Because she's Witherspoon.

Did you hear about Reese whatever-her-name-is stabbing herself?

Person 2: Witherspoon?

Me: No with a knife silly.

Y'all hear that Reese whatever her name is stabbed herself?

Dave: Witherspoon?

Mike: Nah, with a knife.

How do you take down a wreath?

Witherspoon.

Did your hear the news? I hear a Reece.. something committed suicide.

Witherspoon?

No, I think it was a knife.

A man came up to me at work and asked if I had heard of the Actress that was killed..

I said Who?

Reese!

Witherspoon?

Actually, with her knife

Day = Made

Man 1: Did you hear that famous actress was stabbed?

Man 2: No, who was it?

Man 1: Reese...oh what's her name...

Man 2: Witherspoon?

Man 1: No, it was with a knife.

How does Reese eat her soup?

Witherspoon

Some blonde chick was in my house holding something the other day...

...turns out it was just Reese Witherspoon

What's the best way to eat Reese's puffs?

Witherspoon

*Dad joke ALERT*

DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself.

MOM: Oh my! Who!?

DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?

MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!????

DAD: No, it was with a knife...

Did you hear about the actress that stabbed her husband at dinner? Reese something....

Witherspoon?

No with her knife!!!!

Dad: Did you hear about the celebrity that killed her husband?

Dad: Her name was Reese...


Son: Witherspoon?


Dad: No, with her knife.

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