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What do you call a flower salesman?
A petal peddler.
What if he sold steel flowers?
A metal petal peddler.
What if he got a bicycle?
A pedaling metal petal peddler.
What if he won a race?
A medaling pedaling metal petal peddler.
What if he won by tricking others?
A medaling meddling pedaling metal petal peddler.
What if he didn't win by enough?
A petty medaling meddling pedaling metal petal peddler.
What if he stood up to calls to disqualify him?
A petty medaling meddling pedaling metal petal peddler with mettle.
What if this whole situation just made him sad and withdrawn, with no one to support him?
A pitiful petty medaling meddling pedaling metal petal peddler with mettle.
6 hours after a major bank robbery took place this morning, the bank have finally released their statement.
Withdrawn: £7 000 000.00
Balance: £0.00
Article on the future of L.A. rapper "Post Malone" was withdrawn from print by local mail service.
Or;
Post on post-Post Malone's career and goals was postponed from posting by postal service.
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