Witch Wardrobe Jokes

Funniest Witch Wardrobe Short Jokes

Short witch wardrobe jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The witch wardrobe humour may include short wardrobe jokes also.

1. A lion, a witch, and a wardrobe enter a bar; the bartender eyes them quizzically and asks, "what're you up to with all that?" The lion responds gruffly, "Narnia business!"
   ... I'm sorry.
2. A lion, a witch, and a wardrobe walk into a bar The bartender asks what they're having.
   The witch replies "Narnia business."
3. I'm not gonna tell you what happens in The Lion, the Witch & the Wardrobe... It's Narnia business!
4. A lion, a witch, and a wardrobe walk into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get out! I'm not serving Narnia!".
5. The Lion, the Witch and a fabulous fashion sense What did the Lion say to the Witch when she caught him coming out of the wardrobe?
   "My s**... preference is Narnia business."
6. So I said to this witch: "w**... were you and that lion doing in my wardrobe?" She said "Narnia business."

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Witch Wardrobe One Liners

Which witch wardrobe one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with witch wardrobe? I can suggest the ones about narnia wardrobe and matching outfits.

1. Dad: What's a lion and a witch doing in your wardrobe Me: it's Narnia Business....
2. What's the best coming out of the closet story? The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe.
3. What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe? It's Narnia business.
4. A Lion, a witch and a wardrobe walk into a bar! The Barman says "I'm serving narnia"

Comical & Quirky Witch Wardrobe Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about witch wardrobe you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean matching outfit jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make witch wardrobe pranks.