The Best 6 Wishful Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Wishful jokes. There are some wishful wish for beer jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these wishful six wishes puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Wishful Jokes and Puns

When I was a kid, my parents fed me a lot of bullshit, like believing in the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy. But I finally started thinking for myself and realized it was all wishful thinking.

Thank you Jesus!

Putting candles on a cake

Is wishful thinking

I want the well in our town to be full to the brim by tomorrow.

I think it's wishful thinking.

I'm sure everyone here knows what confirmation bias is

But that may be wishful thinking.

Wishful neighbor

A good neighbor dies and goes to heaven:

God: "Whatever you wish for i'll double that and give it your neighbor across the street"

The wishful neighbor: "Remove one of my eyes"


My gaydar goes off every time an attractive guy walks by.

And that's not jealousy. It's wishful thinking.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the wishful frog wishes jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working wishful last wish piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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