The Best 13 Wiser Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Wiser jokes. There are some wiser safer jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these wiser sharper puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Wiser Jokes and Puns

Two Americans were trekking in a desert.

Dehydrated and hungry, they walked into a mosque.
The Imam asked for their names.
Mark thought: Maybe it's wiser to pretend to be a Muslim. So he replied: My name is Ahmed.
Sam said: My name is Sam.
The Imam called his servant over, who handed Sam some food and water.
He then turned to Mark and said: Happy Ramadan, brother Ahmed.

Does beer make you smarter?

I dunno, but it certainly made Bud Wiser

Did you know drinking beer makes you smart?

It made Bud wiser.

Wiser joke, Did you know drinking beer makes you smart?

What do you call the Mother Superior of a corrupt convent?

Nun the Wiser

Did you hear about the clever nun who got tricked?

She was nun the wiser


I heard beer can really help your friends with decision making.

It's true. Beer makes a bud wiser.

Beer makes you smarter

It sure did make Bud wiser.

Wiser joke, Beer makes you smarter

Two young salmon are swimming along one day.

As they do, they are passed by an older, wiser fish, who greets them with "morning, boys, how's the water today?"

The other two continue to swim in silence for a little while, until the first one turns to the other and asks, "What the hell is water?"

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I can huff gasoline at work, and none would be the wiser!

Why is it smarter so smoke herb than drink brew?

'Cuz bud wiser.

I always knew that some knights had names that described their personality (like Lancelot the Brave), but I didn't realise nuns did that too until I became one...

I was Nun the Wiser.

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A mystic was asked whether it was better to be drunk or high.

He said:

"Budweiser? Why, sir: *Bud* wiser."

My dad's a pastor.

(1973)
Dad: WHAT DEVILS MUSIC IS THAT?
Me: it's only Mark 14:36
Dad: well could you keep it down! Good lad
And he was none the wiser ah.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the wiser nun jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working wiser healthier piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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