Wiser Jokes
25 wiser jokes and hilarious wiser puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about wiser that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Are you looking for a fun way to tap into your wise side? Look no further! This article offers a collection of humorous jokes that isn't just hilarious, but also incredibly wise. From bold expressions of wisdom to adorable anecdotes about getting older, you won't be disappointed. Get ready to laugh and gain wisdom at the same time!
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Funniest Wiser Short Jokes
Short wiser jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The wiser humour may include short smarter jokes also.
- I heard beer can really help your friends with decision making. It's true. Beer makes a bud wiser.
- Best part about mask requirements I can huff gasoline at work, and none would be the wiser!
- I always knew that some knights had names that described their personality (like Lancelot the Brave), but I didn't realise nuns did that too until I became one... I was Nun the Wiser.
- A mystic was asked whether it was better to be drunk or high. He said:
"Budweiser? Why, sir: *Bud* wiser." - My dad's a pastor. (1973)
Dad: WHAT DEVILS MUSIC IS THAT?
Me: it's only Mark 14:36
Dad: well could you keep it down! Good lad
And he was none the wiser ah.
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Wiser One Liners
Which wiser one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with wiser? I can suggest the ones about wisely and wisdom.
- Does beer make you smarter? I dunno, but it certainly made Bud Wiser
- My alcoholic friend says beer has made him a psychic He calls himself "Bud the Wiser"
- Did you know drinking beer makes you smart? It made Bud wiser.
- What do you call the Mother Superior of a corrupt convent? Nun the Wiser
- What do you call a friend who becomes wise after a couple of drinks? Bud-wiser
- Did you hear about the clever nun who got tricked? She was nun the wiser
- Beer makes you smarter It sure did make Bud wiser.
- Why is it smarter so smoke herb than drink brew? 'Cuz bud wiser.
- What do you call a friend that doesn't drink beer before driving? Bud-wiser
- I don't drink that often... But I know the *Bud*wiser.
- Why was the intelligent Heineken upset? 'Cus the bud's wiser.
Howlingly Hilarious Wiser Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy
What funny jokes about wiser you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean old wise jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make wiser pranks.
Two Americans were trekking in a desert.
Dehydrated and hungry, they walked into a mosque.
The Imam asked for their names.
Mark thought: Maybe it's wiser to pretend to be a Muslim. So he replied: My name is Ahmed.
Sam said: My name is Sam.
The Imam called his servant over, who handed Sam some food and water.
He then turned to Mark and said: Happy Ramadan, brother Ahmed.
Two young salmon are swimming along one day.
As they do, they are passed by an older, wiser fish, who greets them with "morning, boys, how's the water today?"
The other two continue to swim in silence for a little while, until the first one turns to the other and asks, "What the h**... is water?"
